b00z

b00z is the h4x0r spelling of booze or an alcoholic beverage.

Did you buy the b00z for our LAN party yet?

by Srapples October 25, 2009

Kerchunk

Amateur Radio, a user of a radio set will key their microphone usually multiple times into a repeater (a special high power radio relay tower that allows many people to talk on one frequency) in doing so it annoys other users and in severe cases it can make the repeater difficult or impossible to use. The FCC frowns on kerchunking and chronic kerchunkers can find their ham radio licenses suspended or revoked

Repeater Owner: **** Dave is kerchunking again, I can barely get a word in on the repeater
Technician: Probably time we sent a letter to the FCC.

by Srapples October 4, 2023

Microfiche

A spool of film containing usually useful information in the form of newspapers or other scholarly material.. Half of the time they are used to look at nostalgic comics from old newspapers. The other half of the time is spent trying to get the spools lined up inside of the machine or otherwise rewinding a reel by hand because you got the film all over.

Jim: hey Bert did you see the December 12th 1992 Dilbert comic?
Bert: Huh, no, how the hell did you see it?
Jim: Microfiche man!

Librarian on intercom: The library is closing in 20 minutes.
Jack: Crap!!! This microfiche is all over the floor!!!
John: Stick your finger in the middle of the spool and just hold it, I'll rewind it
Jack: Dude we are so getting banned from this library!

by Srapples September 3, 2013