Definitions by Squirrel Nipps

roman facemask 

its where you flop your testicles on their forehead and pull your penis from their forehead to their chin, to resemble a roman facemask.

So this bitch came in with this roman facemask and she scared the shit out of my nephew and he shit a brick....bitch!!!

roman facemask by Squirrel Nipps January 1, 2005

squirrel nipps 

a couple of little red fellas waiting to be fucked with.

so my dad liked to fuck munchins but my uncle is a knome so we found a median and just twist squirrel nipps.....flava flav!!!

squirrel nipps by Squirrel Nipps January 1, 2005

crusty clown 

a crusty clown is similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of just a mustache you put a poop ring all around the mouth and on the nose, to look like a clown

BAAAAMMM!! I just gave that bitch a crusty clown and now she's scaring the kids.

crusty clown by Squirrel Nipps December 12, 2004

Kangaroo Shit 

The practice of pooping while hovering over the toilet.

Ahh damnit! This toilet has shit all over it! I guess I'll just have to kangaroo shit...

Kangaroo Shit by Squirrel Nipps November 29, 2004

niggaboo 

just a squirrelly nig that has no special importance

Oh look at that niggaboo he's dancing a jig.

niggaboo by Squirrel Nipps November 29, 2004