Squatdog's definitions

maz

1: to Masturbate - usually to pornography or when one is bored

I pulled up the pron and had a maz

by Squatdog November 8, 2004

urbandictionary user

an idiot who tags definitions as "inaccurate" or "offensive" because they don't understand the concept of Urban Dictionary being OFFENSIVE SLANG.

user: "huuuh hhuh, i dont like the term of 'nigger' coz its racist, even tho black people say it too...huhhh uhhhuh..."

by Squatdog January 6, 2004

cut one

to blast ones lunch odour out of the anus with a thundering explosion

who cut one? dirty maggot

by Squatdog October 27, 2003

Vanilla Coke

1) a non-alcoholic cola beverage made by the Coca-Cola company
2) "had some Vanilla Coke" - to lick semen off a penis that has just been packing fudge.

See Cherry Coke

1) "Wow, V-Coke is the greatest

2) "sheezus kariisht, i was jusht at my boyfriends, and i was drinking Vanilla Coke all day

by Squatdog December 5, 2003