Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Spoon Dude & Evil Lam Sam

joing

to immediately move away from topic of conversation and start up gay talk

*pronounced jow-ing*

"mums in da room...JOING!"
"oi, start joing!"

Slang for Ugly Lesbian

*note* person does not have to be a confirmed lesbian to be called a tude!!!

"Ewww look at dat tude!"
"What a tude!"

Slang for kinky
Usually referred to as being craxy, not feeling craxy

"Damn your craxy!"
"Your so craxy!"

the art of reminiscing about the good times together in the past!

*pronounced ha-est

"lets haest!"
"shall we haest about yr 7?"

Slang for fill me in, talking about bithcing and gosipping

"Bot me!"
"So, bot me about..."

Coniving, slutty, attention seeker bitch who leads on men and breaks their hearts until she decides she wants them later on.

"look at that Lut!"
"God she's such a Lut!"