Last in Line

A great Dioism, from the post-Elf years. Has a plethera of significant meanings:

1) A ship without a storm
2) Cold without the warm
3) A laugh without a tear
4) Hope without the fear

John: Hey, Dio, when will we know?
Dio: We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

The Stick

1) A device, either given or not, used for rescuing young boys who have fallen on one's ice lawn.
2) Strong Bad and The Cheat's most favorite meeting place/hangout.

Give him the stick....DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Dio

Perhaps the greatest metal god of all time.

See: Holy Diver, Last in Line, Rainbow in the Dark

Man: Who is Dio?
Another Man: You don't know who Dio is? Dio is a sword-swinging, swash-buckling, hand-guesturing, god of rock!
Man: No shit?

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Lemmiwinks

A gerbil who goes on an amazing adventure and eventually becomes the gerbil king.

Often accompanied by:
1. The Frog King
2. The Sparrow Prince
3. The Catatafish

Notes:
- Must escape the ass of the man so gay
- Is excellent at solving riddles
- Often dons the magic torch helmet
- When confronted with maze of the small intestines, he chooses wisely to reach the stomach rather than certain doom

The Frog King:
Your adventures are just begining for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks...... You are the gerbil king!

All:
le-lemmiwinks le-le-lemmiwins le-lemmiwinks
lemmiwinks lemmiwinks lemmiwinks (x2)

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004