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Campapult

Essentially the same as a regular catapult however defined by the overtly camp way in which the user holds the weapon.
Check the state of that shirt-lifter trying to shoot his campapult. He's like Gary Tank Commander picking a cherry out his boyfriend's backside.
by Splocious January 20, 2024
mugGet the Campapultmug.

Kilbride

Term used for a danger wank in the Kilmore area
I'm away for a Kilbride mate. I suggest you avoid the phone box for the next hour or so or you might get a swatch of Kilmore's number one disco tadger.
by Splocious March 29, 2022
mugGet the Kilbridemug.

Shants

Thunderwear, progressive disco banger holders, a place yer tadger can take stock without fear of scorn.
He's a different person with those shants on. Stoating about with reckless abandon and chapping folk with little more than a smudge.
by Splocious December 2, 2021
mugGet the Shantsmug.

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