sheik ma boaby

A direct contender to Big Eck as one of Govan Baws alter egos.

A no nonsense Arab renowned for getting 'Das Thunder Caber' out to bring the misbehaving young team into line.
Theres Govan Baws gone into full Sheik ma Boaby mode again. Did you see him skelp that wee fandan with Das Thunder Caber. Wee cu t didn't know what hit him. He's just lucky it wasn't Big Eck.
by Splocious August 05, 2023
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Hairy beanbag

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.
"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."
by Splocious May 23, 2020
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Ya hoor ye

Mechanic : Any chance I can get some batteries for ma double ender please pal?
Storekeeper of the year: oh ya hoor ye, you must've been fair pummeling yerself . I gave you a full set yesterday.
Mechanic: aye, a was right in about it last night ken.
by Splocious May 06, 2019
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