Spit Blood's definitions

fuck truck

A van or bus usually used by frat guys to visit other colleges and try to pick up girls to bring to their party.

Sigma Nu tried to get a fuck truck for their party tonight, but they only brought back 3 girls, all and all of the were beat as fuck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

pussyfoot

To act in an overly cautious, wussy manner.

Donald never got the nerve to talk to any of the girls in the bar. He just spent the night pussyfooting around and then went home to choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

warpig

An really ugly girl.
On a scale of 1-10, a zero.
a.k.a. a FUG

He got drunk, thought he scored with a HB but woke up next to a 350 lb. warpig.

by Spit Blood April 16, 2003

cock munch

noun.
1) One, who, or that which munches cock.
2) A homosexual man.
3) A person regarded in low esteem

Adrian kept farting on the car ride back. What a cock munch.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

she wants my knob

She wants my penis.
A Southworthism.
See also into my shit.

That chick wants my knob -Southworth.

by Spit Blood May 12, 2003

SHB

Super Hot Babe
On a scale of 1-10 a 9.5+
also see HB

Heidi Klum is the prototypical SHB

by Spit Blood April 16, 2003

pickup artist

A person skilled in the art of seduction or "pick up".

The pickup artist went up to the girl at the bar. After 20 minutes of conversation they were on their way to his house to fuck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003