Spit Blood's definitions

cock munch

noun.
1) One, who, or that which munches cock.
2) A homosexual man.
3) A person regarded in low esteem

Adrian kept farting on the car ride back. What a cock munch.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

FUG

A Fucking Ugly Girl
On a scale of 1-10, a zero.
see also warpig

That chick is so hairy she got a full-fledged mustache, what a FUG.

by Spit Blood April 16, 2003

dills

shortened version of worddillsnick/word or worddillznick/word

The girl at the video story totally wants to get on my dills

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

pickup artist

A person skilled in the art of seduction or "pick up".

The pickup artist went up to the girl at the bar. After 20 minutes of conversation they were on their way to his house to fuck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

she wants my knob

She wants my penis.
A Southworthism.
See also into my shit.

That chick wants my knob -Southworth.

by Spit Blood May 12, 2003

SHB

Super Hot Babe
On a scale of 1-10 a 9.5+
also see HB

Heidi Klum is the prototypical SHB

by Spit Blood April 16, 2003

lixx

Speedy guitar notes or chords that require a great deal of skill to play. Generally part of a solo.

I can play some really hot lixx too. Like the ones that are way up high on the tiny strings and you have to mash your fingers on 'em like "meeedly meeeeldy meeeedly meeeeooooooow!!..."

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003