Spit Blood's definitions

paint white

To spray with jizz, generally applying a thick coating.

Right before I was about to bust my nuts I pulled out and painted your mom white.

by Spit Blood April 21, 2003

choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

deeznuts

"these nuts": one's own testicles.

Did you see Mindy looking at me? That girl totally wants deeznuts.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

gay*

adj: Characterized by bad features. Asterisk denotes that it is not in fact homosexual in nature and thus presupposes political correctness.

They cancelled our soccer game because it was drizzling? That is so gay*

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

lixx

Speedy guitar notes or chords that require a great deal of skill to play. Generally part of a solo.

I can play some really hot lixx too. Like the ones that are way up high on the tiny strings and you have to mash your fingers on 'em like "meeedly meeeeldy meeeedly meeeeooooooow!!..."

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

pickup artist

A person skilled in the art of seduction or "pick up".

The pickup artist went up to the girl at the bar. After 20 minutes of conversation they were on their way to his house to fuck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

cock munch

noun.
1) One, who, or that which munches cock.
2) A homosexual man.
3) A person regarded in low esteem

Adrian kept farting on the car ride back. What a cock munch.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003