noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

"these nuts": one's own testicles.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

adj: Characterized by bad features. Asterisk denotes that it is not in fact homosexual in nature and thus presupposes political correctness.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

To engage in sexual acts with
Craig said that after we left he got with that Rutgers chick, but knowing him he was probably too drunk to get it up so they just cuddled
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

by Spit Blood April 21, 2003

Though he could reach the zits on his face, he wasn't limber enough to pop his buttne on his ass with the compass.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
