Spit Blood's definitions

gay*

adj: Characterized by bad features. Asterisk denotes that it is not in fact homosexual in nature and thus presupposes political correctness.

They cancelled our soccer game because it was drizzling? That is so gay*

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

cumdump

The end result of a blumpkin

how males multiple orgasm

by Spit Blood May 12, 2003

choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

deeznuts

"these nuts": one's own testicles.

Did you see Mindy looking at me? That girl totally wants deeznuts.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

paint white

To spray with jizz, generally applying a thick coating.

Right before I was about to bust my nuts I pulled out and painted your mom white.

by Spit Blood April 21, 2003

atomic bitchwax

a kick-ass metal band (power trio) from New Jersey. Awesome riffs and great instrumentals. Only half their songs have words.

Ed wanted "Atomic" in the band's name. Chris wanted "wax" as part of the band's name. Keith walked into the room and they asked him to say the first word that came to his head "bitch!" he said. They went on to record 2 LP's and an EP until Ed quit and was replaced by Finn.

by Spit Blood March 13, 2005

axion

a.k.a. "action"
sexual intercourse

Your mom is coming by tonight so I'm pretty sure I'll get some axion.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003