Spit Blood's definitions
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

noun: a girl who requires a great of maintainance i.e. dates, gifts, calls, etc. in order that you can continue dating/fucking her.
Adam girlfriend is a high maintainance bitch. If he doesn't drop at least $50 on her a week she won't give up the punani.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

"Man I got some superdust. Here I was a huffin, uh, lighter... uh, airplane glue in a sandwich bag. Just all I care to get it on into my lungs and gettin' high. Then I take me a hit of that gas, right after I take a hit. Man you talk about a warped mind I got one, and lighter fluid... I sniff it by the cans. I mean, I am Superman"
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

adj: Characterized by bad features. Asterisk denotes that it is not in fact homosexual in nature and thus presupposes political correctness.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

"these nuts": one's own testicles.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
