Spit Blood's definitions

5-0

noun:
1) The police
2) A skateboard grind manuever in "manual" or "wheelie" position

1) It's the 5-0! Dump out your beer.
2) He fucking switch-flip 5-0 grinded the Hubba ledge and popped it off clean.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

junkson

Term for the male penis. A combination of the terms "junk" and "johnson".

Whether they call it my piece, my junk, my johnson or my junkson, all the women love it.

by Spit Blood January 2, 2006

axion

a.k.a. "action"
sexual intercourse

Your mom is coming by tonight so I'm pretty sure I'll get some axion.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

atomic bitchwax

a kick-ass metal band (power trio) from New Jersey. Awesome riffs and great instrumentals. Only half their songs have words.

Ed wanted "Atomic" in the band's name. Chris wanted "wax" as part of the band's name. Keith walked into the room and they asked him to say the first word that came to his head "bitch!" he said. They went on to record 2 LP's and an EP until Ed quit and was replaced by Finn.

by Spit Blood March 13, 2005

high maintainance bitch

noun: a girl who requires a great of maintainance i.e. dates, gifts, calls, etc. in order that you can continue dating/fucking her.

Adam girlfriend is a high maintainance bitch. If he doesn't drop at least $50 on her a week she won't give up the punani.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

warpig

An really ugly girl.
On a scale of 1-10, a zero.
a.k.a. a FUG

He got drunk, thought he scored with a HB but woke up next to a 350 lb. warpig.

by Spit Blood April 16, 2003

pussyfoot

To act in an overly cautious, wussy manner.

Donald never got the nerve to talk to any of the girls in the bar. He just spent the night pussyfooting around and then went home to choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003