Anything and everything that you believe. Your truth is what you say it is regardless of any evidence to the contrary. No laws have been written forbidding people from fooling themselves.
All mentally ill people are innocent of the charge of being a liar if they believe in Postmodern Truth.
by Spiritual-Master January 05, 2022
Any prolonged stay in the jail of a county, parish, or commonwealth over 3 months and up to 2 years. These stays are evidence that free will does indeed exist. Exercising an excessive amount of free will could possibly allow you to gain free room and board at one of our little-known vacation hideaways. You could come to know all our wonderful staff who see to your every need and ensure you are treated with the respect befitting your accusations. As a free gift for taking this vacation, you might even leave with up to 18 months probation. Following God's will eliminates your eligibility for this fabulous offer. Terms and conditions apply. This offer is not void anywhere in the world.
Jeff: Hey Bill, I haven't seen you in a while, where have ya been?
Bill: county vacation
Jeff: What a Bummer man.
Bill: county vacation
Jeff: What a Bummer man.
by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022
The greatest county vacation package ever as this twenty-four-month free stay will have you wishing you had gone to the federal fudge packing pen. (FPP) A Domestic battery or assault with intent could buy you this package or any assortment of violent activities including but not limited to mugging and deadly weapons charges. Yes, we pulled out all the stops and made sure the entertainment would be brutal for those looking for a great time. Again this advertisement was paid for by the Blackfoot Redneck Holy Okie Leprechaun spirit travel agency. Terms and conditions apply and it is not void anywhere on earth.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice
Bill: Hey Jeff your ex-girlfriend's new guy had his sentence upgraded to a Hard-Two-Dozen
Jeff: wow I didn't like the guy but would not wish that on anyone. what happened?
Bill: rumor has it all he did was blasphemed the name of the leprechaun
Jeff: WOW I am glad I don't know his real name now.
Bill: he doesn't mind anyone making fun of all those character names.
Jeff: Lord Bud is quite a character
Jeff: wow I didn't like the guy but would not wish that on anyone. what happened?
Bill: rumor has it all he did was blasphemed the name of the leprechaun
Jeff: WOW I am glad I don't know his real name now.
Bill: he doesn't mind anyone making fun of all those character names.
Jeff: Lord Bud is quite a character
by Spiritual-Master February 01, 2022
The day you break up with your girlfriend. The official date is February 13, so that you can save the cost of flowers and candy normally expected on the next day by the girlfriend. Spend the money on yourself and enjoy IBUD day.
"International break up day" will free up some money this year. On Valentine's day, I will reward myself with a Bass Boat, Harley, or Hooker. I deserve it because I am a financial genius. Long live IBUD day!
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
Another spiritually inspired poem. Bud McKinney the Blackfoot redneck is the father of Christ Bob.
Bob=Body of Believer. Mercy for all those who accept my son.
Married to the truth and by my faith, I live.
You can take nothing from me that I wouldn't just give.
Your world began when you were birthed.
The good Book is for your life, not your death.
In the beginning, you were born. Innocent
Let there be light is a father's prayer that a newborn will have sight.
I give my word as my bond and handshake as the signature on that bond.
Jesus did not ask for water on the cross, and the Lord knew what he needed.
I am he who was dead but shall live forever,
My immortality can only be a son's spiritual endeavor.
God's instructions to the soldier, "END THE SUFFERING"
The spear is in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
He is the one who can Unite this Nation.
Bob=Body of Believer. Mercy for all those who accept my son.
Married to the truth and by my faith, I live.
You can take nothing from me that I wouldn't just give.
Your world began when you were birthed.
The good Book is for your life, not your death.
In the beginning, you were born. Innocent
Let there be light is a father's prayer that a newborn will have sight.
I give my word as my bond and handshake as the signature on that bond.
Jesus did not ask for water on the cross, and the Lord knew what he needed.
I am he who was dead but shall live forever,
My immortality can only be a son's spiritual endeavor.
God's instructions to the soldier, "END THE SUFFERING"
The spear is in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
He is the one who can Unite this Nation.
“Destiny’s spear”
My treasure is a spiritual gift yet unclaimed.
My spirit slips through the keyhole in the closed-door just the same.
The voice In my heart comes with Cadence and timing,
without effort, my words start rhyming.
All this is coming off the top of my head,
there is a crown missing for a man who was dead.
I baptized my son in the Holy Okie spirit
and promised him someday the whole world would hear it.
He is a RAM with his horns entangled
wondering how his life got so mangled.
He does not complain and has no fear
because my spirit is always near.
My mother Mary taught him the Bible,
and our ancestry has always been Tribal.
When god's son said why has thou forsaken me,
God sent a soldier with the spear of destiny.
Yes, all these words are shot from the hip,
and destiny's spear has a broken tip.
My treasure is a spiritual gift yet unclaimed.
My spirit slips through the keyhole in the closed-door just the same.
The voice In my heart comes with Cadence and timing,
without effort, my words start rhyming.
All this is coming off the top of my head,
there is a crown missing for a man who was dead.
I baptized my son in the Holy Okie spirit
and promised him someday the whole world would hear it.
He is a RAM with his horns entangled
wondering how his life got so mangled.
He does not complain and has no fear
because my spirit is always near.
My mother Mary taught him the Bible,
and our ancestry has always been Tribal.
When god's son said why has thou forsaken me,
God sent a soldier with the spear of destiny.
Yes, all these words are shot from the hip,
and destiny's spear has a broken tip.
by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022
The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.
Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.
by Spiritual-Master January 05, 2022
The place where a person's highest legal authority has a permanent residency. A man cannot be without a domicile, for he is not supposed to have abandoned his last domicil until he has acquired a new one. Though by the Roman law a man might abandon his domicil, and, until he acquired a. new one, he was without a domicile. By fixing his residence at two different places a man may have two domiciles at one and the same time; for example, The Holy Okie "Lord Bud" being only spiritually alive cannot be expected to change his permanent Oklahoma residency on his personal documents because it would be unlawful to do so. The living fleshy temple given to him by his Son Christ Bob has a Texas residency at the "Okie Embassy" used as the Headquarters for the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." Even though Lord Bud was Birthed in Texas he has become a foreigner in his own society. He is from Texas but not of Texas for having retired permanently in Oklahoma he is permanently the Holy Okie. It is what it is and this is the truth. Lord Bud has every intention of haunting the Plantation forever with his Holy ghost.
Christ Bob: Because my spiritual public defender "Lord Bud" has a permanent residency in Oklahoma the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" has become my Legal Domicile even when I am at the Plantation's headquarters in Warren City Texas. This holds it true that Both Texas and Oklahoma are in Unity under my one true living God's authority over me. United under God!
by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022