government resistance

Not to be confused with the term resistance movement. A resistance movement is an organized effort by some portion of the civil population of a country to withstand the legally established government or an occupying power and to disrupt civil order and stability.
This would be the Governments definition filled with cognitive dissonance. It contradicts itself as many Governmental definitions do.
1. government resistance is the open rebellion and resistance to the general public's insistence that public civil servants must use logic, reason, and truth when performing the duties of public office.
The people must cease and desist their insistence that this administration uses reasonable amounts of Logic and truth when performing the duties of our public office. This wonderful idea will be met with the most steadfast government resistance possible.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Postmodern Judiciary

1. group of Judges forever more impressed with themselves than they should be 2. group of Judges highly respected and regarded regardless of their production or quality of work. 3. synonymous with Royalty. 4. A bastion of arrogant, self-absorbed, and closed-minded ass-hats.
The Postmodern judiciary must accept that definitions have to be changed to address postmodern progressive viewpoints.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Lollipop King

This is the candidate supported and voted for by the majority when the majority is considered to be the Lollipop guild. The general public were fooled into believing the majority party in power is the Lollipop guild.
Brainwashed public idiot number 1: I believe the best candidate for the position is the Lollipop King.
by Spiritual-Master February 09, 2022
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Plantation calendar

The Calendar was created for a new more Heavener American Kingdom on earth. Used exclusively on the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." The year 1999 was flipped to create 1666. This secret calendar was synchronized and moved forward from that year. In the peaceful Heavener Plantation zone, it is the year 1688, while on this lawless earth it is 2022. In eleven years it will be 2033 on earth, while in the Plantation zone will mark the turn of another century at 1699. Another chosen one will show up in that year.
The creation of the top-secret Plantation calendar in 1999 was not declassified until 2017.
by Spiritual-Master March 19, 2022
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Wheat cents

The currency of Leprechaun grandmothers goes like this. Grandma will always pay $2 for a gallon of Blackberries. Giving Wheat pennies to "Lord Bud's Cordwood Chapel helps the minister of plenty. Grandmas are the ministers of plenty who insures the American dollar will never fall in value to below 1/2 gallon of Blackberries. If you do not believe me bring me a Gallon of Blackberries and I will give you $2... I know more than a few buyers who are Grandmothers.
To determine the value of a Dollar one must determine the value of a penny. I will give a single Blackberry size that of a Garden-Gnomes-Green Thumbnail for a Penny of current striking, But Magic and miracles happen when you pay for a Blackberry with wheat cents. Any grandma will tell you that if you take care of the pennies the dollars will take care of themselves.

In the words of a preacher, I know: "I would rather owe you a DEBT the rest of my life than to try and beat you out of it." DIE owing money and someone gets beat out of it, but DIE owing DEBT notes and none are the wiser. DIE owing Blackberries and next summer the lord will provide the means of payment without your helping effort, all you have to add to the recipe is faith, hope, and LOVE. Fiat currency is for the payment of Debts. You owe me no DEBTS but the 22 years backdated trespass fines are still currently in arrears and are due and payable in Blackberries or Blackberry futures.

For all are guilty and have fallen short of the "Lord Bud's Glory.'
The value of Old money is perceived to be more than that of new money, and taking that into consideration I claim my son's BOND to be equal to everything printed Since my Death on August 13, 1999. I must carry only one "wheat cents" and you must always donate it back to the Chapel. You can't take it with you pal. Laugh you, silly Humans.
by Spiritual-Master February 07, 2022
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Judicial Efficiency

1. Any and all measures are taken to avoid jury trials.
2. Synonymous with the term Injustice and the phrase "fuck, we don't have time for you."
3. That which takes priority over full and fair justice.
4. Term commonly applied to justify a Judge's Judicial Misconduct.
The judicial administrators should modernize their lexicon in the name of judicial Efficiency.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Urban Dickery

The code name for the censorship at this site. I did find a humorous way to poke fun at the publishing authority here.
Over 100 published words and phrases were removed by the use of Urban Dickery.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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