Spirit-Chickadee's definitions

Smoked

Someone who has been smoked has either been taken advantage of and then discarded, or left to take the blame for something they weren’t actually responsible for.

I've been smoked! Now what am I supposed to do?

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Ninth Finger

Ladies have eight fingers - not counting their thumbs - men meanwhile have nine!

Unlike the others the ninth finger isn’t located on either hand but instead can be found on a region just south of the belly button.

Unlike the other fingers it is abnormal in size and appearance, there is no finger nail, and when correctly stimulated limited excretion of a white milky liquid may occur.

The existence of the ninth finger has stumped clueless female virgins for millennia!

Put your pants back on boy! I don't want to see your ninth finger.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Rabbi Rhodes

Alternatively known as Reverend Rhodes, Alchemist Rhodes, and other titles. None of these titles are usually applicable to the person in question. Used to describe someone you either thought poorly of at first, or held in suspicion due to their bad reputation, when suddenly you realize they are actually a very worthwhile and genuine person.

At first I thought he was a bit of a jerk, but actually he's Rabbi Rhodes! You know totally cool once you get to know him?

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Rocket to the Stars

A supposedly extraordinary event, experience, or game plan. When describing something as a rocket to the stars you believe it will result in a very rewarding outcome.

Rocket to the stars? Get-rich-quick scheme more like it!

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Dirty Suzie Smutcakes

A reference to any female who is involved in the adult entertainment industry either as a performer or as a writer or otherwise. May also refer to any girl you know who has a particularly dirty mind or preoccupation with sex.

Dirty Suzie Smutcakes - it was a name she gave to anyone who willingly made a whore of themselves!

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Bratwurst’s Hoist

Doing something in such a strict and rigid manner that there is absolutely no room for error. While this may be due to possible danger or desire to get something just right, taken to unnecessary extremes Bratwurst's Hoist can suck all the fun out of a particular activity or situation.

The magician knew it was of utmost importance that he practise Bratwurst’s Hoist while doing his trick otherwise his life might be in danger.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Grabbit Rabbit

A thief or a shop-lifter who instead of being sneaky or devious grabs what they’re after then makes a run for it hoping they will be able to outrun security. A less severe use of the expression refers to someone who takes something without asking.

The guard had a feeling this customer might be a Grabbit Rabbit and prepared to give pursuit.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010