Spirit-Chickadee's definitions

Shitrock Monument

Any public place that is frequently littered with excrement. Especially one where you know at one point or another your body left you with no choice but to make your own contribution. Such areas tend to be where you find yourself accidentally stepping in something or feeling disgusted every time you remember the time you did.

Beware of Walker Street. It’s a shitrock monument of epic proportions.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Bohama Banana

Someone who is either always travelling to tropical locations, has a strong taste for anything exotic, or possesses a happy carefree personality – similar to someone who is about to go on holiday.

Roy is a real Bohama Banana. He's always wearing Hawaiian shirts and dressed with a smile.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Dimesworth

A very small, but usually reasonable, quantity of something. Used metaphorically it should not be compared to the actual worth of a dime.

Old Joe got by on a dimesworthy of tobacco per week. Of course, a dimesworth was nothing like the money he remembered as a lad.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Shaver For A Favor

Quite simply – I scratch your back, you scratch mine! Offering something to someone in exchange for something they can give you in return.

Tell you what mate. Shaver for a favor. I do this for you now, you'll take care of it all next week. Deal?

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Shotgun Treatment

Used to describe someone who is extremely manipulative, controlling, and self-satisfied, unaware their actions or behavior will eventually result in their own misfortune or downfall.

After years of beating his wife and giving her the shotgun treatment, she finally left him

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Ninth Finger

Ladies have eight fingers - not counting their thumbs - men meanwhile have nine!

Unlike the others the ninth finger isn’t located on either hand but instead can be found on a region just south of the belly button.

Unlike the other fingers it is abnormal in size and appearance, there is no finger nail, and when correctly stimulated limited excretion of a white milky liquid may occur.

The existence of the ninth finger has stumped clueless female virgins for millennia!

Put your pants back on boy! I don't want to see your ninth finger.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Dirty Suzie Smutcakes

A reference to any female who is involved in the adult entertainment industry either as a performer or as a writer or otherwise. May also refer to any girl you know who has a particularly dirty mind or preoccupation with sex.

Dirty Suzie Smutcakes - it was a name she gave to anyone who willingly made a whore of themselves!

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010