Spirit-Chickadee's definitions

Smoked

Someone who has been smoked has either been taken advantage of and then discarded, or left to take the blame for something they weren’t actually responsible for.

I've been smoked! Now what am I supposed to do?

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Guillotine

To become or cause somebody to become painfully self-conscious, ill at ease, ashamed, or humiliated. Any situation which may result in such feelings. Or alternatively to make somebody or something appear untrustworthy or wrong.

I will not allow you to guillotine my reputation for your sadistic amusement!

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Dollop of Dread

Think ‘stage fright’. A dollop of dread is anything that makes you feel an acceptable, or sometimes expected, sensation of anxiety or tension, but usually not enough to persuade you away from whatever caused it.

I had a real dollop of dread before that last test we had to take, but I think I did alright.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

A Nickel or a Dime

May refer to an item for sale that isn't worth selling, or to describe someone who is particularly tight-fisted when it comes to money.

Ha! I wouldn't give you a nickel or a dime for that lot!

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Shitrock Monument

Any public place that is frequently littered with excrement. Especially one where you know at one point or another your body left you with no choice but to make your own contribution. Such areas tend to be where you find yourself accidentally stepping in something or feeling disgusted every time you remember the time you did.

Beware of Walker Street. It’s a shitrock monument of epic proportions.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Bohama Banana

Someone who is either always travelling to tropical locations, has a strong taste for anything exotic, or possesses a happy carefree personality – similar to someone who is about to go on holiday.

Roy is a real Bohama Banana. He's always wearing Hawaiian shirts and dressed with a smile.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Bratwurst’s Hoist

Doing something in such a strict and rigid manner that there is absolutely no room for error. While this may be due to possible danger or desire to get something just right, taken to unnecessary extremes Bratwurst's Hoist can suck all the fun out of a particular activity or situation.

The magician knew it was of utmost importance that he practise Bratwurst’s Hoist while doing his trick otherwise his life might be in danger.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010