Spirit Bear's definitions

vaginal wrench

The vagina used as a tool to force actions one would not normally volunteer for.

My boyfriend refused to take out the trash so I used the vaginal wrench: No sex for three days.

Tanya uses the vaginal wrench at her job to get promoted. She's sucked every cock on the sales team.

by Spirit Bear February 8, 2014

loop you in

To CC someone on a message so that they may keep up with the thread. Sometimes involves making up an excuse to reply on a thread just to get someone in the loop.

I noticed you weren't on the email thread regarding the reorg project so I'll loop you in.

by Spirit Bear July 26, 2007

stream

A company in Beaverton, Oregon that was acquired by Solectron, famous for making up reasons for canning people. A great deal of people got their foot in the door of the tech industry by starting as a call center slob at Stream International.

"Dude I got canned from Stream today." "I guess you should try Pinkerton then."

by Spirit Bear January 28, 2004

floor

The place where call center agents work. Usually the largest part of the call center, composed of sprawling rows and columns of cubicles that stretch so far that you can see the curve or the horizon before the back wall.

Mike went out onto the floor after a week of training.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

call center

A place where companies outsource customer service or technical support, ostensibly because it's cheaper than having in-house support. They are notorious for hiring anyone who can lift a headset and operate a keyboard and firing people for completely lame reasons whenever it is no longer proffitable to keep them or they are elligable for a pay increase. A large portion of the furry community works in call centers.

"I've worked in four or five call centers over the last few years. Maybe some day I'll get a real job," Rob said, then hit his Ready button to take another call.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

reboost

To add money to the account of a Boost Mobile phone.

I'm out of miniss so I needs to reboost.

I just reboosted and now I done went and done gone been done went and plum been up out them miniss.

by Spirit Bear July 31, 2007

The Big Nasty

A process that used to be used back in the day by call center agents supporting cable modems. It was a long, multi-step average handle time killer that included ripping out Windows' TCP/IP components, removing and re-installing network drivers, deleting the related entries from the registry, deleting some Windows system files that were frequently corrupted, restoring the system files, rebooting a few times, getting up and doing the chicken dance on your desk, calling the Mentor Line a few dozen times and guzzling lots of coffee. Always done as a last resort, usually at the recommendation of a mentor.

John tried ripping the stack and the nic, but that didn't work so he just did The Big Nasty and that got her back online.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004