Spikesy's definitions
Unfunny show. The creaters make it seem funny by adding a very loud laughs in it, as in a typical modern sitcom. The only charecter that can be remotley funny is Eric, and they got rid of him so there really is no reason to watch this show at all now. And my god it can get melodramatic, what the fuck is this a soap opera? OMG, Hyde got back with Jackie, OMG Jackie's going out with Fex, OMG Jackie is with Kelso now, looks like Jackie is a whore.
Fez: I'm taking a break from girls for a while
*Laughter* HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I knew it, your gay!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I guess I owe Ms. Foreman some money!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Red: I'm going to kick all your asses, you dumbasses
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Me: This is NOT FUNNY
Fanboy: Oh noez, dis is funny man, fez is soo hott, lolz. That '70s Show best sitcom ever lolz
*Laughter* HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I knew it, your gay!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I guess I owe Ms. Foreman some money!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Red: I'm going to kick all your asses, you dumbasses
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Me: This is NOT FUNNY
Fanboy: Oh noez, dis is funny man, fez is soo hott, lolz. That '70s Show best sitcom ever lolz
by Spikesy July 30, 2006
Get the That '70s Showmug. The most unlucky team in the NFL. Best team in the league today, probly the best offence in history, very good defence, but can't get past the playoffs. But should do good in '06, having getting rid of the biggest choker on earth (Vanderjagt) and getting a slightly less accurate kicker, but still makes the important kick.
In '03 Harrison and Wayne choked
In '04 Manning Choked
In '05 Vanderjagt choked
In '06 We'll have to see!
indianapolis colts are a cool football team
In '04 Manning Choked
In '05 Vanderjagt choked
In '06 We'll have to see!
indianapolis colts are a cool football team
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
Get the indianapolis coltsmug. 1) The sport that, in America, is played by women, children, and homosexuals (Which exsplains why are womens team is 10x better then our mens team) Therfour, In America, it is considered a fag sport.
2) Boring sport. The field is huge. Why does this make it boring? It's so huge that 85% of the time, there not even in scoring distance, which meens 85% of the time isn't even worth watching. Quite honestly I don't find kicking a ball back and forth again and again until they finaly get a chance to score (And theres an 5% chance that they actually will score) The goals are a gimick, and the ONLY thing entertaining in this sport ('Cept maybe a really good dive by a goalkeeper)
3) It was invented by women let women play it! It's wasn't even considered a mans sport until a few years after it was invented
4) The only way to get an injury is to fake an injury. The only thing in soccer I would imagine hurting is getting hit in the face with an elbow (I.E. World Cup 2006, when McBride got clobbered)
5) It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer.
6) Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one?
7) What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway?
8) If Football as known around the world, IT would be the most popular sport.
9) Do you know why America dosn't like soccer? Because Americans have 4 other sports to watch and play that are ten times better than soccer. Soccer is boring, America knows this because we've played it coutless times, and if it wasn't for the World cup and a 'need" to be in it we could quite playing it. Soccer is a boring game of luck, witch compared to other american sports, very easy to play.
2) Boring sport. The field is huge. Why does this make it boring? It's so huge that 85% of the time, there not even in scoring distance, which meens 85% of the time isn't even worth watching. Quite honestly I don't find kicking a ball back and forth again and again until they finaly get a chance to score (And theres an 5% chance that they actually will score) The goals are a gimick, and the ONLY thing entertaining in this sport ('Cept maybe a really good dive by a goalkeeper)
3) It was invented by women let women play it! It's wasn't even considered a mans sport until a few years after it was invented
4) The only way to get an injury is to fake an injury. The only thing in soccer I would imagine hurting is getting hit in the face with an elbow (I.E. World Cup 2006, when McBride got clobbered)
5) It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer.
6) Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one?
7) What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway?
8) If Football as known around the world, IT would be the most popular sport.
9) Do you know why America dosn't like soccer? Because Americans have 4 other sports to watch and play that are ten times better than soccer. Soccer is boring, America knows this because we've played it coutless times, and if it wasn't for the World cup and a 'need" to be in it we could quite playing it. Soccer is a boring game of luck, witch compared to other american sports, very easy to play.
American: Don't you relize that soccer is a game of luck and being in the right place at the right time? Don't you relize that the goals are a gimick to make this awfull sport popular? Don't you relize how boring this sport is?
European: Soccer isn't boring because it's pretty much the best sport that we have. If we had any other American sport than soccer wouldn't be as popular because American Sports are better than European sports.
American: Dosn't that make you ignorant to possibly say that soccer is better than every other American sport when you don't even know any other American sports and judge them on your hatred for America?
European: Yeah, but Soccer is better than football
American: But you havn't even played football
European: Yeah, but... your an American fag...
European: Soccer isn't boring because it's pretty much the best sport that we have. If we had any other American sport than soccer wouldn't be as popular because American Sports are better than European sports.
American: Dosn't that make you ignorant to possibly say that soccer is better than every other American sport when you don't even know any other American sports and judge them on your hatred for America?
European: Yeah, but Soccer is better than football
American: But you havn't even played football
European: Yeah, but... your an American fag...
by Spikesy July 22, 2006
Get the Soccermug. Major League Baseball, the league that was popular and beloved by all. Children, Seners, Girls, Boys, there wasn't a person in America who didn't follow the MLB and talk about it everyday. And a day at an MLB park, was a nice friendly excperience.
Nowadays, if you try to talk baseball with someone they replie back with a smartass responce. And a day at the ballpark can become violent, especially if your a Dodger fan at Giants stadium, or vise-versa.
Who's to blame? All the unamerican bastards who hate baseball and are slowing down the popularity of this one fine sport. Nobody is forcing you to follow the MLB or baseball in general, but to hate baseball just because we're american, is just stupid. Why pick sports to watch anyway? Sports are sports, The MLB isn't the most exciting sport to watch, but it's still a very interesting and fun sport to watch.
Nowadays, if you try to talk baseball with someone they replie back with a smartass responce. And a day at the ballpark can become violent, especially if your a Dodger fan at Giants stadium, or vise-versa.
Who's to blame? All the unamerican bastards who hate baseball and are slowing down the popularity of this one fine sport. Nobody is forcing you to follow the MLB or baseball in general, but to hate baseball just because we're american, is just stupid. Why pick sports to watch anyway? Sports are sports, The MLB isn't the most exciting sport to watch, but it's still a very interesting and fun sport to watch.
Long time ago:
Person #1: Hey, did you see that Angel game yesterday?
Person #2: Hell yes I did, Angels kick ass! Theres nothing like a nice friendly MLB game!
Currently:
Person #1: Hey, did you see that Angel game yeaterday?
Person #2: BASEBALL!? Baseball is a boring, stupid, unathletic sport full of fat 'roid monkeys who run in circles.
Person #1: Hey, did you see that Angel game yesterday?
Person #2: Hell yes I did, Angels kick ass! Theres nothing like a nice friendly MLB game!
Currently:
Person #1: Hey, did you see that Angel game yeaterday?
Person #2: BASEBALL!? Baseball is a boring, stupid, unathletic sport full of fat 'roid monkeys who run in circles.
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
Get the MLBmug. A very strategic, complicated, and hard sport to play, but is sure fun to watch.
Lately, not only does America play baseball, but so does Japan, Cuba, Dominican Republic, austraila, South Africa and other countrys compete in something called the World Baseball Classic, kinda like the World Cup only it is a lot more fun to watch.
Many people find baseball boring which is untrue. Baseball is about 10X better to watch if your watching your favorite team play, which is why many TV Stations are based on one baseball team and many baseball announcers are biased for there favorite team. If your not watching your favorite team, then yeah, baseball is boring as hell.
Lately, not only does America play baseball, but so does Japan, Cuba, Dominican Republic, austraila, South Africa and other countrys compete in something called the World Baseball Classic, kinda like the World Cup only it is a lot more fun to watch.
Many people find baseball boring which is untrue. Baseball is about 10X better to watch if your watching your favorite team play, which is why many TV Stations are based on one baseball team and many baseball announcers are biased for there favorite team. If your not watching your favorite team, then yeah, baseball is boring as hell.
European people can have they're soccer, cuz the Western Hemisphere, Asia, Australia, and South Africa are crazy over baseball not only making it America's pastime, but making it the world's pastime
by Spikesy June 1, 2006
Get the Baseballmug. Most hated player in the nba, by the media and as a result, by people too. Media makes him out to be a rapist, uncoachable, ball hog that drives away players, the media also makes complete lies about celebritys, as said by celebritys on Conan O'Brian and other shows.
Anyway, He dropped 81 in a game, which by today's rules, is the most by any player in the history of basketball. Technically, Wilt Chamberlyne owns the record at 100 points, but that was played back when players would average maybe around 50+ points and 20 rebounds a game.
He was accused of rape, but was proven NOT GUILTY. Again, who are you going to trust, the media or a court? NOT GUILTY is NOT GUILTY.
Kobe HAS made his team better. No Shaq, No Karl Malone, No Rick Fox, STILL led his team to the playoffs and almost won if it wasn't for Phil's gameplan. He is a leader, a balla, and WILL win another ring, once he gets atleast one other player that is worth atleast decent
Look at the stats: He had more assists and less points when he had Shaq and Karl Malone, with no good players, he HAS to score more points. Look at the 04'05 season, he averaged the most assists then in his whole carrer, the Lakers missed the playoffs. Then in '05-'06 season, he averaged LESS assists and he had MADE the playoffs. What is he supposed to do? He dosn't score 35 points a game and he passed all the time, his team loses. He does whats best for his team, if you like it or not.
Anyway, He dropped 81 in a game, which by today's rules, is the most by any player in the history of basketball. Technically, Wilt Chamberlyne owns the record at 100 points, but that was played back when players would average maybe around 50+ points and 20 rebounds a game.
He was accused of rape, but was proven NOT GUILTY. Again, who are you going to trust, the media or a court? NOT GUILTY is NOT GUILTY.
Kobe HAS made his team better. No Shaq, No Karl Malone, No Rick Fox, STILL led his team to the playoffs and almost won if it wasn't for Phil's gameplan. He is a leader, a balla, and WILL win another ring, once he gets atleast one other player that is worth atleast decent
Look at the stats: He had more assists and less points when he had Shaq and Karl Malone, with no good players, he HAS to score more points. Look at the 04'05 season, he averaged the most assists then in his whole carrer, the Lakers missed the playoffs. Then in '05-'06 season, he averaged LESS assists and he had MADE the playoffs. What is he supposed to do? He dosn't score 35 points a game and he passed all the time, his team loses. He does whats best for his team, if you like it or not.
Me: Whoa! Kobe just got 16 points in the first quarter!
Hater: That's cuz he's a ball hog.
Me: But he averages 5 assists a game, and if he dosn't score ponts then the Lakers can't win games....
Hater: Yeah, but he drove away Shaq, Phil, and Malone and ruined the dynasty
Me: How do you know that?
Hater: The Media told me so
Hater: That's cuz he's a ball hog.
Me: But he averages 5 assists a game, and if he dosn't score ponts then the Lakers can't win games....
Hater: Yeah, but he drove away Shaq, Phil, and Malone and ruined the dynasty
Me: How do you know that?
Hater: The Media told me so
by Spikesy July 12, 2006
Get the Kobemug. #1 14 NBA Championships, Best all-time win percentage, Only 4 losing seasons in 40 years, All-Stars such as Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, James Worthy, Elgin Baylor, and Jerry West.
#2 "Fuck dem Los Angeles Lakers, de fuckin suckez, Kobe iz a rapitz and he sucks and da Lakerz suckez"
#2 "Fuck dem Los Angeles Lakers, de fuckin suckez, Kobe iz a rapitz and he sucks and da Lakerz suckez"
by Spikesy July 13, 2006
Get the Los Angeles Lakersmug.