Kobe

Most hated player in the nba, by the media and as a result, by people too. Media makes him out to be a rapist, uncoachable, ball hog that drives away players, the media also makes complete lies about celebritys, as said by celebritys on Conan O'Brian and other shows.

Anyway, He dropped 81 in a game, which by today's rules, is the most by any player in the history of basketball. Technically, Wilt Chamberlyne owns the record at 100 points, but that was played back when players would average maybe around 50+ points and 20 rebounds a game.

He was accused of rape, but was proven NOT GUILTY. Again, who are you going to trust, the media or a court? NOT GUILTY is NOT GUILTY.

Kobe HAS made his team better. No Shaq, No Karl Malone, No Rick Fox, STILL led his team to the playoffs and almost won if it wasn't for Phil's gameplan. He is a leader, a balla, and WILL win another ring, once he gets atleast one other player that is worth atleast decent

Look at the stats: He had more assists and less points when he had Shaq and Karl Malone, with no good players, he HAS to score more points. Look at the 04'05 season, he averaged the most assists then in his whole carrer, the Lakers missed the playoffs. Then in '05-'06 season, he averaged LESS assists and he had MADE the playoffs. What is he supposed to do? He dosn't score 35 points a game and he passed all the time, his team loses. He does whats best for his team, if you like it or not.
Me: Whoa! Kobe just got 16 points in the first quarter!
Hater: That's cuz he's a ball hog.
Me: But he averages 5 assists a game, and if he dosn't score ponts then the Lakers can't win games....
Hater: Yeah, but he drove away Shaq, Phil, and Malone and ruined the dynasty
Me: How do you know that?
Hater: The Media told me so
by Spikesy July 12, 2006
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MLB

Major League Baseball, the league that was popular and beloved by all. Children, Seners, Girls, Boys, there wasn't a person in America who didn't follow the MLB and talk about it everyday. And a day at an MLB park, was a nice friendly excperience.

Nowadays, if you try to talk baseball with someone they replie back with a smartass responce. And a day at the ballpark can become violent, especially if your a Dodger fan at Giants stadium, or vise-versa.

Who's to blame? All the unamerican bastards who hate baseball and are slowing down the popularity of this one fine sport. Nobody is forcing you to follow the MLB or baseball in general, but to hate baseball just because we're american, is just stupid. Why pick sports to watch anyway? Sports are sports, The MLB isn't the most exciting sport to watch, but it's still a very interesting and fun sport to watch.
Long time ago:
Person #1: Hey, did you see that Angel game yesterday?
Person #2: Hell yes I did, Angels kick ass! Theres nothing like a nice friendly MLB game!

Currently:
Person #1: Hey, did you see that Angel game yeaterday?
Person #2: BASEBALL!? Baseball is a boring, stupid, unathletic sport full of fat 'roid monkeys who run in circles.
by Spikesy July 09, 2006
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United States

Best place in the world. Largest Army, best economy, 3rd most land mass, most diverse. We have Mountans, rivers, streams, city, towns, beaches, mexican people, canadien people, german people, Irish people, australien people, british people, etc. We've invented electricity, light bulbs, airplanes, automobiles, south park, the simpsons, family guy, the list goes on

And for the record, we may have had slaves, but Britian had zoos with africans in it.
by Spikesy July 09, 2006
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Kobe Bryant

The Next Michle Jordan

Despite what people say, he is not a ball hog, cuz if you call Kobe a ball hog, your calling MJ a ball hog, and MJ is no ball hog. Kobe actually does average 5 assists a game, and will do best for his team. He's a deadly 3-Point Shooter and the best player currently at driving and dunking the basket

Kobe Currently has taken the Los Angeles Lakers team, Who has lost Shaq and Karl Malone, to the playoffs. The 2006 Lakers team where counted out to be the worst team in all the NBA next to the Bobcats, Knicks, and Jazz. The players were Lamar Odem, who only averaged 14 points a game, Smush Parker, an undrafted rookie, Luke Walton, a rookie, Kwame Brown, who has been plaing for 3 years, and Brian Cook, another rookie. Yet, despite the bad team around him, the Lakers made it to the playoffs due to Kobe's 35 Points a game, 5 assists a game, 5 rebounds a game, and strong defensive plays, most of them being steals. So to you Kobe haters: HAH!

In the playoffs, the Lakers Chocked, as Phil Jackson said to Kobe, "Pass the ball more" and as a result, Kobe got 26 Points a game and the lakers lost 4-3 to the suns in the playoffs
Dude, did you see that buzzer-beater Kobe Bryant Shot when the lakers were down by 1 with 2 seconds left to play? What a game!
by Spikesy June 01, 2006
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The Simpsons

#1 A show that's plot revolves around stupid, horrible charectors that are clueless about everything and anything, and make childish jokes about other people. There is hardly any story because the writers have focused the show on celebritys and charectors, just like Family Guy, Only Family Guy can get at least one retarded laugh out of you.

#2 The best show in television history
#1 (Milhouse of Sand and Fog, Season 17)
Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! (sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark) Homer!
Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.

#2 (The Shinning, Season 5)
Moe: All right, Homer, what'll it be?
Homer: Moe, give me a beer!
Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family.
Homer: Why would I want to kill my family?
Moe: Uhh... they'd be much happier as ghosts.
Homer: You don't look so happy.
Moe: Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy! La, la, la, la, la, la, la! See? Now waste your family and I'll give you a beer!

^ The Simpsons
by Spikesy July 08, 2006
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ARENA FOOTbALL

Arena Football is like the NFL, only the stadiums are smaller, the players arn't as good, it dosn't nearly have as much strategy, they only usually pass the ball, it's not as exciting, there uniforms are ugly, and there is NO defence!
Announcer: Now it's time for arena football! Now the first team gets the ball passes it deep and it's a touchdown. OK now the other team gets the ball they pass it long and it's a touchdown. Now hears the kickoff he takes it in for a touchdown. Now the other team gets the ball they throw it long and it's a touchdown.

GET IT!?
by Spikesy July 09, 2006
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NBA

Despite what people think, a league NOT full of black people

So stop being racist.
Person #1: Do you watch the NBA?

Person #2: NBA? Thats full of black people why would I want to watch that?

Person #1: Actually, many NBA players are white, german, italien and even mexican

Person #2: Fuck you! It's full of black people! Shut up!
by Spikesy July 05, 2006
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