Definitions by Spider baby

Eustis

A mixed infection of both yeast infection and a UTI

The combination name is inspired by fort Eustis VA

1. - This guy gave me a yeast infection while I had a UTI
2. - ugh that’s awful, what do you even call that?
1. - I’ve started calling it a Eustis
2. - catchy!

Eustis by Spider baby January 4, 2026

Aw nips 

It’s an expression

“Hey dude sorry I crashed your car by accident”
“Aw nips :(“

Aw nips by Spider baby January 22, 2023

resamtaurant

A restaurant where the staff and food are all exclusively people named Sam

“Wanna go to the resamtaurant?”

“Ooo yes I’ve really been craving some sam recently”

resamtaurant by Spider baby December 29, 2022

resamtaurant

Slang purposeful misspelling of restaurant

Resamtaurant

resamtaurant by Spider baby December 29, 2022

jizznep

Getting jizzneped on your tits causes Mrast.
Mrast is breast cancer in nipples.
Cut nipples off.

“Thanks man you jizzneped on my tits and now I have to cut my nipples off”
“Add it to the bag!”

jizznep by Spider baby December 28, 2022

Mrast 

Breast cancer that is hyper localized in your nipple. Contracted after getting your tits jizzed on

“Thanks random dude now I have mrast”

Mrast by Spider baby December 28, 2022

Jizznep

The way the disneys logo looks like it’s spelled but it’s pronounced this way

“Let’s go to jizznep”
“Tf did you just say??”

Jizznep by Spider baby December 28, 2022