Spencer B.'s definitions

Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

layne

Layne Staley, lead singer of "Alice In Chains"

Overdosed in 2002.

"Layne Staley sang 'Dam That River'".

by Spencer B. June 20, 2004

Thrusha

A hole in the side of an alien's head. A sexual orifice.

See South Park.

"Oh, stick it in my thrusha!"
"You're jaggon is in my thrusha!"

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

Jaggon

A strange sexual device that sticks out the side of an alien's head.

See South Park.

"Oh, I can't believe you're sucking my jaggon!

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

Rape Artist

One who excels in the art of sexual assault.

See chimichangas.

"Travis, you rape artist, stop trying to touch my jaggon!"

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

Real Men Wear Pink

The most awesome band in the world. It features Spencer, Dan, Travis, and Jeff Leight. Others appear with useless instruments. Like the tambourine and the thunder tube. Bongos are badass though. Hell yeah cracker.

See Spencer B.

"OMG! I just saw RMWP in concert. THEY WERE SO AWESOME!"

by Spencer B. September 15, 2004

Chicken Fandanglies

Balls that are so saggy that they droop between your knees.

A variation of the word is chicken fantangledanglies .

"Damn, Travis, you got some chicken fandanglies."
"Marc, if you don't give me my icicle pop I'm going to have to grab your chicken fandanglies."
"Dude, Dan, my chicken fandanglies itch!"

by Spencer B. September 14, 2004