Definitions by Speeps
OMGspeak
The language retards use when extremely frustrated, surprised, or just all the time. Involves many OMGs and exclamation marks.
Regular Person: I liked the sequel better.
OMGspeaker: ZOMGZ!!!!!! fuk yuo ur porly retartedf yo gay n0b0!!!!!!!!!!! sutf froveer ,stuiped asshol!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
Regular person: ...What?
or
OMGspeaker 1: dud, i got all teh bets ponr vdoies fro rfee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGspeaker 2: tahts gai, i gto moer tnah tose wat u gay im pro at pnor, fga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regular kid: Guys, school's been out for like 3 hours. Are you just gonna sit there and play Runescape all day?
OMGspeaker 1: stfu, afgg!!!!!!! rNuescaep is teh best!!!!!!!! OMF!!!!!!!!
OMGspeak is for retards and sarcastic persons only.
OMGspeaker: ZOMGZ!!!!!! fuk yuo ur porly retartedf yo gay n0b0!!!!!!!!!!! sutf froveer ,stuiped asshol!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
Regular person: ...What?
or
OMGspeaker 1: dud, i got all teh bets ponr vdoies fro rfee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGspeaker 2: tahts gai, i gto moer tnah tose wat u gay im pro at pnor, fga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regular kid: Guys, school's been out for like 3 hours. Are you just gonna sit there and play Runescape all day?
OMGspeaker 1: stfu, afgg!!!!!!! rNuescaep is teh best!!!!!!!! OMF!!!!!!!!
OMGspeak is for retards and sarcastic persons only.
Pnuch
1. Common misspelling of the word "punch".
2 .Wat yuo do to some1 wen yur relly made at them!!
Yu pnuch tehm in teh faic!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. A delicious fruit type beverage. I prefer pineapple pnuch.
2 .Wat yuo do to some1 wen yur relly made at them!!
Yu pnuch tehm in teh faic!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. A delicious fruit type beverage. I prefer pineapple pnuch.
Penis Luigi
A phrase often uttered in response to something to which you didn't know how to respond; A phrase so nonsensical it immediately wins any argument and bests other nonsense, causing all forms of argument and nonsense to cease due to extreme confusion on everybody's part.
(Please note that there have been rare occasions in which a person who hears 'penis luigi' responds as if it made complete sense, and even agrees with it. This could be due to levels of confusion so high that a brain lesion occurs, causing the hearer to go into a fit of temporary insanity.
Also note that 'penis luigi' seems to have little to no effect on insane persons in general.)
(Please note that there have been rare occasions in which a person who hears 'penis luigi' responds as if it made complete sense, and even agrees with it. This could be due to levels of confusion so high that a brain lesion occurs, causing the hearer to go into a fit of temporary insanity.
Also note that 'penis luigi' seems to have little to no effect on insane persons in general.)
"You're an idiot, skrulls are fucking awesome!"
"Penis luigi."
or
"My hair is a bird. Your argument is--"
"Penis luigi."
"Penis luigi."
or
"My hair is a bird. Your argument is--"
"Penis luigi."
Penis Luigi by Speeps March 3, 2010
Golden Axe
Golden Axe by Speeps March 3, 2010