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crimplet

Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.
Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.
by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010
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BOGO

American slang: Blow One, Get One. Oral sex performed in exchange for a favor or an item.
Dawn got a dub for the BOGO she did on Gary.
by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010
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ATP

Ash Tray Pussy: malodorous feminine genital aroma resulting from excessive smoking.
Karen could significantly increase her re-date numbers if she could only lose her ATP.
by Speedog 2 December 19, 2010
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slam-o-rama

After the city shut down the "club", the slam-o-rama shifted from one location to another.
by Speedog 2 December 25, 2010
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Ashtray pussy

Noun: a malodorous feminine genital aroma/taste resulting from excessive smoking.
Ashtray pussy syndrome has resulted in a rate of second date cancellations/no-shows roughly paralleling the rate of smoking among young American females since the mid-1980's.
by Speedog 2 December 25, 2010
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Ann Coulter Lite

Nickname: American columnist and broadcaster Monica Crowley, so-called because while espousing many conservative views and opinions in common with Ann Coulter, she tends to avoid making the kind of extremist polemic outbursts which have undermined Coulter's credibility as a journalist.
Publically, Monica Crowley is dismissive of the appellation "Ann Coulter Lite", but privately relishes the turf she has acquired as a result of the more favorable impression she has gained by comparison with the better-known conservative drama queen.
by Speedog 2 December 26, 2010
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carry on bag

Noun: human or animal rectum utilized as a temporary receptacle for the concealed transportation of contraband or illegal items through a zone or period of inspection for such items, most especially at international airports and during international flights.
"Gary really had to keep it undercover for like 6 hours, but his carry on bag didn't let the band down."
by Speedog 2 November 15, 2010
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