SpeedoThreeSixty's definitions

quasi-

quasi-
/ˈkwāˌzī,ˈkwäzē/
combining form
prefix: quasi-
1. seemingly; apparently but not really.
"quasi-American"
Similar:

supposedly
seemingly
apparently
allegedly
reportedly
professedly
ostensibly
on the face of it
to all appearances
on the surface
to all intents and purposes
outwardly
superficially
purportedly
nominally
by one's/its own account
on paper
pseudo-
pretendedly
ostensively
supposed
seeming
apparent
alleged
reported
ostensible
purported
nominal
so-called
would-be
bogus
sham
phoney
imitation
artificial
mock
ersatz
fake
forged
feigned
pretended
simulated
false
spurious
counterfeit
fraudulent
deceptive
pretend
put-on
fakey
cod
ostensive
- being partly or almost.
"quasicrystalline"
Similar:

partly
partially
in part
part
to a certain extent/degree
to a limited extent/degree
to some extent/degree
half
in some measure
relatively
comparatively
moderately
(up) to a point
a little
somewhat
almost
nearly
very nearly
just about
all but
not totally
not wholly
not entirely
not fully
incompletely
Origin
LATIN
quasi --> quasi-
as if,
almost
from Latin quasi 'as if, almost'.
Spanish synonym: casi

"everybody gangsta 'till CSS pseudo-elements are called quasi-elements"

by SpeedoThreeSixty February 18, 2021

Im on a phone dumbass

1. The person is using a phone to type instead of a computer, as an excuse for typing slowly or typing with horrible grammar. Commonly used angrily and/or childishly.
2. The person is using a phone and wants you to getaway.

1. "You type really slow," I typed. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied.
2. "My kid needs milk," I said. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied, putting their phone up to my face.

by SpeedoThreeSixty November 16, 2020

Nonplussed

Bemused. This is the adjective derived from the verb nonplus.

Oxford Dictionary:
nonplussed: (of a person) surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react.

Part of speech: adj.

The battle was so bemusing and preliminary that they were nonplussed.

by SpeedoThreeSixty December 27, 2020

P.D.Q.

Pretty damn quick. More commonly referred to as ASAP (as soon as possible).

"Well, you better get your homework done P.D.Q.."

by SpeedoThreeSixty December 27, 2020

42

42 is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. We don't know the question that it answers... yet.

life+universe+everything+42=?

It could be infinity, it could be immortality it could even just be potato... we don't know.

"Hey bro, what would happen if you mixed life with five million potatoes?" - Dude

"Uhhhh... 42?" - Weirdo

"Oookay." - Dude

by SpeedoThreeSixty December 12, 2020

What part of did you not understand?

Used to emphasize that one is failing to accede one's demand (connotation that they cannot understand what was said).

"I joined his clan. Don't ask."

'DON'T ASK'
"Hey, what-" \/
"WHAT PART OF DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?"

by SpeedoThreeSixty February 8, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is an open game. There are single-player, realms, and multiplayer.
Game modes:
Survival: Get crushed by a million creepers blowing you up to five hundred blocks.
Creative: A maniac's best friend.
Adventure: This adventure is infinite. Have fun!
Spectator: Annoy your friends by telling everyone what they're doing when they're playing Minecraft Manhunt.
1/10,000 chance on the home screen to display Minceraft.
Insert OptiFine here
Insert client here

Would you all just shut up I'm in a Discord call playing Minecraft

by SpeedoThreeSixty November 17, 2020