Speederx99 's definitions

Orphanate

To kill the parents of a living organism.

I orphanate children frequently, and never get caught.

by Speederx99 January 16, 2022

Todd Kobus

A tall, sexy man who gives one raging hard-ons when one gazes upon their sexy-ass eyes. Then, slide down to his pants, and notice the massive bulge as you start to cum. He unbuckles his belt, and you truly cum gallons, as his massive, throbbing, horsecock slowly gains blood vessels. Then, wake up, still cuming, because only in your dreams can you fuck Todd Kobus.

HOLY FCKING SHIT IS THAT TODD KOBUS THIS IS THE GREATEST DAMN DAY OF MY LIFEEEE!!!!!11!!1!11

by Speederx99 October 13, 2021

buckybarr

A person who, in Minecraft, plays hypixel the server, plays bridge duels, and is very good at it.

Buckybarr is such a good bridge player!

by Speederx99 April 7, 2021

Cookietime

A person who is very lazy and uncaring

due to the fact that all their efforts go into a few things.

All this person does is play video games! He doesn’t care about anything else! He is such a cookietime!

by Speederx99 April 7, 2021

Caet

A person who is obsessed with cats, but doesn’t actually own any.

That person loves cats but doesn’t even have any! What a caet!

by Speederx99 April 7, 2021

Cookietimes

A person who is constantly lazy and often refuses to do things. This person is not mean, but they often don’t care about other’s feelings and will do random things that upset people. This person will also often try and do everything in their power to get laid, often at the expense of others.

While they do know their flaws, they couldn’t care less about them and instead embrace their terrible traits.

Our new manager hasn’t done a single thing but randomly give out raises especially to our female coworkers! I asked about it and he simply said “I know!” In a cheerful manner. He is such a cookietimes!

by Speederx99 April 7, 2021