Definitions by SpeedSkateR

arctic spear 

The sexual act characterized by the jumping of the male off of a cabinet or similar piece of furniture and attempting to "spear" the female with his penis in whatever hole he can; highly advised not to miss, or you'll break your dick off

Baby I'm feeling adventurous, like an explorer. Can we try the arctic spear tonight?

arctic spear by Speedskater January 26, 2014

chewedcookiephobia

The fear of a chewed cookie.

Created by Lady_gollum after SpeedSkateR introduced her knew fear of chewed cookies

SpeedSkateR has chewedcookiephobia and won't go near the half eaten cookie.

chewedcookiephobia by SpeedSkateR December 26, 2004