Definitions by SpecklemyFreckle

I Don't Give a Fuck 

Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER

Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..

I Don't Give a Fuck by SpecklemyFreckle January 2, 2017

Ho Bath

When a promiscuous girl is so fast she doesn't even have time to take a bath between sexual encounters, so she washes her cooter and ass off with a sink and a rag...Keep in mind you do not have to be a ho to take a ho bath..

Sarah: Come to town with me!
Betty: Okay let me wash off real quick .
Sarah: We don't have time for all that come on!
Betty: I'm just gonna take a ho bath real fast!

Ho Bath by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016

Spank Bank 

Images, clips, people, memories, ect..stored in your brain that you pull up into your minds eye when you masturbate..

I have Captain Jack Sparrow and King Leonidas in my Spank Bank.

Spank Bank by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016