Sparkina1967's definitions

brain is in sideways

One can't think straight, usually because one is in love

"Ever since I met Big Tito, I feel like my brain is in sideways

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

candy flakes

Iridescent sparkles, especially as used in cosmetics.

"My manicurist recommended this really insipid shade of nail polish-- frosty iridescent pink with shiny little candy flakes in it. I mean, what am I, in seventh grade?"

by Sparkina1967 July 22, 2004

Chatty Carlos

a talkative man. Derived from a phrase in a sating-advice site

"I have so much to say. Oh, I am just such a chatty carlos tonight

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

peoplecake

1 -- A dating relationship that is seen by one as merely a treat, luxury, indulgence or break in one's routine, rather than a stable, steady, routine occurrence. A peoplecake relationship usually involves the parties seeing each other only occasionally or only once or twice a week, with no commitment to exclusivity or building a shared tomorrow. So called because such a relationship is to one's life what cake is to eating: something that's enjoyable but can easily be done without.

2 -- a partner in such a relationship

"Nah, I don't see myself living with Jennifer. What we have is just peoplecake."

"Marilyn, get a grip. Don't go making fantasies about gowns and bridesmaids and china patterns. You have no future with Carlos. To him, you're nothing but peoplecake."

by Sparkina1967 August 16, 2004