"My manicurist recommended this really insipid shade of nail polish-- frosty iridescent pink with shiny little candy flakes in it. I mean, what am I, in seventh grade?"
by Sparkina1967 July 22, 2004

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

Dammit! That damn barefoot emperor was watching me from his guardstand and got all cheesed off at me for throwing a Frisbee!
by Sparkina1967 December 18, 2012

by Sparkina1967 May 14, 2005
