Definitions by Sparkina1967

table nine 

The state of being unpartnered and wanting to be partnered. From the movie "The Wedding Singer"

"Table nine sucks major sword, especially around valentine's

table nine by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

Mutants at table 9 

People who are unpartnered but want to be partnered. it comes from Adam Sandler's famous tirade in the movie "The Wedding Singer"

Now that my boyfriend broke up with me, i have once more joined the ranks of the Mutants at table 9, and it really sucks major sword

Mutants at table 9 by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

Chatty Carlos 

a talkative man. Derived from a phrase in a sating-advice site

"I have so much to say. Oh, I am just such a chatty carlos tonight

Chatty Carlos by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

ends of the earth

Places far away, all over the place

I had to go to the ends of the eart to get that software!!

ends of the earth by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004