Spanish Mom's definitions

Sandal

A lethal weapon moms use to discipline their children or to just have fun wearing. Sandals are very comfortable but when on hand, can be as sharp as a cucumber's edge.

"My mom just threw a sandal at me" "oof"

by Spanish Mom June 9, 2018

No

A way to deny or disagree something.

Girl: Do you want to smash?
Guy: No!

by Spanish Mom January 28, 2019

Big Chungus

The god of all gods. Praised for his almighty powers and lively children. Legends tell his dick is 10ft.

I praise BIG CHUNGUS

by Spanish Mom January 28, 2019