Mette Mink

Mette Mink is the danish dick.tator. She uses Mink to make skin coats and she loves skinning season. But then she wanted too much and she killed all the Mink to get a huge coat because winter is cumming

Guy 1: I love Mink
Mette Mink: Me too
> Mette kills all Mink
Guy 1: Im sad now and porer now

by SpaghettiLover609 March 07, 2023

I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.

Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot

by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022

Rust

Its a safe place were russian kids can walk around and scream, pedos can meet their dream kid and player WILL get brain damage

Yeah i play rust, how could you te

by SpaghettiLover609 March 06, 2023

Guten heute leute

Its the danish national anthem.

Guten heute leute. Hiers skib Skanderborg nach die danische grænse

by SpaghettiLover609 March 07, 2023