Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.
To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.
by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025
A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.
by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025
Definition: The clumsy dance of trying to reinsert after slipping out mid-thrust, with increasingly frustrated pokes and poorly timed giggles.
Example: “We were in the zone, then I slipped out and spent the next minute snugfumbled like a confused rabbit.”
by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025