Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.
To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.
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Snugfumble

Definition: The clumsy dance of trying to reinsert after slipping out mid-thrust, with increasingly frustrated pokes and poorly timed giggles.
Example: “We were in the zone, then I slipped out and spent the next minute snugfumbled like a confused rabbit.”
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Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.
I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.
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