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vanessa Paradis

Vanessa Paradis is a French pop singer, and even though she is actually not that good at what she does her songs, such as Joe Le Taxi, are sort of catchy and cute. She currently resides in France with sex symbol Johnny Depp, which puts her up there as one of the most envied celebrity spouses around (see Juliet Joslin). Vanessa and Johnny Have two children - Lily Rose and Jack.

I wish i were married to Johnny Depp like Vanessa Paradis.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Indiemo

A combination between Indie and Emo - twice the pants tightness.

Look at me, i'm Indiemo, i can't see because of my fringe yet i level it out by not conforming.

by SophXxx August 18, 2006

Albert Hammond jr.

Albert Hammond jr. plays lead and rythm guitar in (i'll try not to be too subjective here) the absoloute BEST and revolutionary band in the world, The Strokes. Albert was sent to the elite boarding school "Institut Le Rosey" at 13, where he was lucky enough to stumble accross the sexiest man alive and fellow Stroker Julian Casablancas ( see Julian Casablancas). Albert is probably one of the best dressed men i have ever seen, and enjoys wearing formal suits, usually a different one for each show. He holds the guitar in a high horizontal position, and this in conjunction with his affro mimics sexual intercourse to screaming fans alike.

Albert Hammond jr. your hair is a god in the form of an affro.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Albfro

Used to describe the unruly affro of one of the most talented guitarists ever - Albert Hammond Jr.

I wish i had an albfro like Albert Hammond Jr.

by SophXxx August 18, 2006

Juliet Joslin

Juliet Joslin is the wife of sex god Julian Casablancas, lead singer of The Strokes. Their marriage sparked aggression and depression in many a fan, as they questioned why Julian didn't, in fact, marry someone much more attractive like themselves. The sickening similarities between their names, mimicking perfection, and the SEX GOD marries common band manager idea are just some of the contributions resulting in fans being pushed over the edge, making her possibly the most hated celebrity spouse of today.

Oh my god, i hate Juliet Joslin, i thought Julian was going to marry ME!

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Joe Le Taxi

Joe Le Taxi is a French pop song by Vanessa Paradis, long-term girlfriend of Johnny Depp. The song is frighteningly eerie at first, but once you listen to it a few times the occaisional "cha cha chas" grow on you and although you can not understand the lyrics, you become a slave to the hypnotic and rythmic sound of the saxaphone.

Last night i listened to "Joe Le Taxi" and enjoyed the saxaphone solo.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Johnny Depp

An extremely talented actor who is one of the sexiest guys alive (Refer to Julian Casablancas) and makes it okay to lust after him for this exact reason. He isn't in it for the money or the fame, and enjoys attempting to make himself displeasing to the eye, which is impossible and in turn makes him even sexier. He adapted pirates to a modern context enjoyable for a range of audiences which makes him nothing short of a genius.

Johnny Depp is like a fine wine.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006