Sonicbo0mz 's definitions

The Battle of Reedy Creek

The attempted flex by Ron DickSandwich, Governor of Florida and his Y’allagarchy in Tallahassee to remove the special land use permit enjoyed by Floridas’ most prolific land owner, Walt Disney World. The agreement dates back to the 1960’s and was left alone until Disney called out Ron DickSandwich about one of his fascist policies, known the world over as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Ron’s retaliation is seen as a thinly veiled playground bully move that will likely pave the way to him eventually selling timeshares or extended car warrantys over the phone as a career path.

The Battle of Reedy Creek is really heating up. I hear Disney is thinking of joining NATO!

by Sonicbo0mz May 4, 2022

Convoid

Much like the Right Wing Inconvienience Festival/Truck Rally held at the Canadian border of Feb. 2022. However this event planned for Washington DC on March 1, 2022 attendance was permitted for 3000 people, only yielded 11 participants.

Hey, did you see the Stage of Freedumb rally in DC? Oh, you mean the Convoid!!!

by Sonicbo0mz March 1, 2022

Trumpsturbater

A person who mentally masturbates at the mere thought of listening to an incoherent rage filled speech or any supporting plague of baseless stupidity by their idol Donald Trump.

Did you see that Right Wing hate speech yesterday by the Proud Boi?
Yeah, what a Trumpsturbater!

by Sonicbo0mz December 3, 2020

DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.

Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?

by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023

unfuckening

The first 100 days of the Biden Administration consisting of executive orders to get the USA back into the World Health Organization, PARIS Agreement and an actual Covid-19 Vaccination plan

What do you think the new name for Operation Warp Speed should be?
IDK, how about the unfuckening?

by Sonicbo0mz January 24, 2021

DeStasi

The Stasi Police force run by Florida Governor Ron DickSanwich to raid people’s houses at gunpoint because they disagree with him and use Science instead of stupidity to combat a pandemic.

Did you hear that Rebeka and her children were held at gunpoint in her home so the FDLE could grab her computer?
Oh, by FDLE you mean the DeStasi!

by Sonicbo0mz December 10, 2020

Cruz Clux Clan

The group of Republican senators that still wanted to challenge the 2020 Electoral College Vote even after dozens of failed lawsuits and a Coup Attempt led by Chewbacca Bikini guy and his friends from Duck Dynasty.

It was really embarrassing to see the Cruz Clux Clan on the news today still trying to make Trump 2020 happen.

by Sonicbo0mz January 8, 2021