Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them
I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.
mugGet the Cocktail hourmug.

Legendous

That movie was nearly as legendous as last time I raped someone
mugGet the Legendousmug.

Lazy ass

I can’t be bothered to explain how to use “lazy ass”
mugGet the Lazy assmug.
“How bored are you?”
“ qwmnpozxerbvcaiutylksdjhfg”
Woah
mugGet the qwmnpozxerbvcaiutylksdjhfgmug.