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Definitions by Someone who is WAY TOO bored

Lazy ass 

I can’t be bothered to explain how to use “lazy ass”

qwmnpozxerbvcaiutylksdjhfg 

“How bored are you?”
“ qwmnpozxerbvcaiutylksdjhfg”
Woah

qŵèrtŷûîôpàßdfghjkłžxçvbñm

qŵèrtŷûîôpàßdfghjkłžxçvbñm Is pure boredom

Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them
I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.

Legendous 

That movie was nearly as legendous as last time I raped someone

CATED DA KAT 

No cated da kat needs not to be used but destroyed