Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them
I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.
mugGet the Cocktail hourmug.

Lazy ass

I can’t be bothered to explain how to use “lazy ass”
mugGet the Lazy assmug.

Legendous

That movie was nearly as legendous as last time I raped someone
mugGet the Legendousmug.
“How bored are you?”
“ qwmnpozxerbvcaiutylksdjhfg”
Woah
mugGet the qwmnpozxerbvcaiutylksdjhfgmug.