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Sub-humans who run around killing unarmed women and children. Killing un-armed women and children is against every religion I have ever heard of including Muslim.
Man, that shitbag sub human just kill a bunch of kids. What a waste of sperm that terrorist is. His mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
by Some Dude August 31, 2004

by some dude August 1, 2003

Besides being a greeting card company, it also means a male who has no balls. therefore he is way to simpathetic and crys over chick flicks. Enjoys buying stuffed animals and flowers for his girlfriend who has him by his non existent nuts. He listens to his every word as if he thought he could blow a load on it. Hallmark club cards, and "Hallmark" are not that different when you think about it.
Chris: dude, tonight there is an Avril Lavigne concert! i'm going with my girlfriend! i'm going to get her flowers, and candy, its going to be great!
Ben: dude... you're such a god damn Hallmark
Ben: dude... you're such a god damn Hallmark
by some dude October 21, 2004

"fo shizzle ma wizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah weezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah wigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my friend who wishes he was an African american brother"
by Some Dude April 3, 2003

by some dude May 13, 2005
