Solo Amadeus's definitions

Jazz Friday

An occasional office holiday celebrated on specified Fridays during which employees are encouraged to bring their instruments as well as a "jazz attitude". However, it is subject to cancellation by superiors. The holiday, often shortened to "J.F.", is noted for sharing a lot of similarities with advertising.

Martin and John were thrilled to celebrate Jazz Friday, but Ben canceled it.

by Solo Amadeus January 29, 2022

Context High

"Feeling" the effects of drug inebriation through proximity rather than through actual ingestion.

In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.

"I wish I hadn't said that out lout to everyone at the party, but I wasn't in my right mind."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."

by Solo Amadeus March 10, 2022

Andyphile

Someone who expresses great fanaticism towards Andy Kaufman and holds him in high regard.

Danny DeVito had no idea that Jim Carrey was such an Andyphile prior to his casting in "Man on the Moon".

by Solo Amadeus February 7, 2022

Tin Foil Garbage Can

A device from Sharper Image that keeps the trash warm so it doesn't get cold and go bad and start to stink.

Tin Foil Garbage Can keeps the trash warm, keeps the garbage good, and keeps the house smelling fresh and not stinking like shit.

by Solo Amadeus January 31, 2022

orderves

How Americans have started writing "hors d'oeuvres".

I went to a party at a bar and all they had to eat was orderves!!

by Solo Amadeus November 19, 2023

Georgia Mud Stomp

This is what happens when a person repeatedly kicks/beats someone who has already been knocked to the ground such that they are no longer to do more than "lie there and take it".

This term differs from other state variants of the term "mud stomp" in that it is strictly about violence as opposed to sexual activity.

In a vicious act of vengeance, the man brutally beat his childhood bully and left him motionless on the streets of Atlanta after delivering a good old-fashioned Georgia mud stomp.

by Solo Amadeus June 20, 2024

Condolence High Five

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022