Definitions by Solo Amadeus
assicle
That little thing that sticks out between the penis and the hole. On the perineum. That little thing that wags when you're excited.
I think my assicle has fallen asleep... grunts Those benches in there are so, so hard. They could at least throw on a few animal skins.
assicle by Solo Amadeus February 7, 2026
Georgia Mud Stomp
This is what happens when a person repeatedly kicks/beats someone who has already been knocked to the ground such that they are no longer to do more than "lie there and take it".
This term differs from other state variants of the term "mud stomp" in that it is strictly about violence as opposed to sexual activity.
This term differs from other state variants of the term "mud stomp" in that it is strictly about violence as opposed to sexual activity.
In a vicious act of vengeance, the man brutally beat his childhood bully and left him motionless on the streets of Atlanta after delivering a good old-fashioned Georgia mud stomp.
Georgia Mud Stomp by Solo Amadeus June 20, 2024
orderves
orderves by Solo Amadeus November 19, 2023
Ocular Patdown
An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.
Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
Ocular Patdown by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022
Irregular Americans
"I even helped a whole town of circus freaks — dammit, you're not supposed to call them 'freaks' — Irregular Americans."
Irregular Americans by Solo Amadeus October 24, 2022
Condolence High Five
Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.
Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.
Condolence High Five by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022
Context High
"Feeling" the effects of drug inebriation through proximity rather than through actual ingestion.
In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.
In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.
"I wish I hadn't said that out lout to everyone at the party, but I wasn't in my right mind."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."
Context High by Solo Amadeus March 10, 2022