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assicle

That little thing that sticks out between the penis and the hole. On the perineum. That little thing that wags when you're excited.
I think my assicle has fallen asleep... grunts Those benches in there are so, so hard. They could at least throw on a few animal skins.
by Solo Amadeus February 7, 2026
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Georgia Mud Stomp

This is what happens when a person repeatedly kicks/beats someone who has already been knocked to the ground such that they are no longer to do more than "lie there and take it".

This term differs from other state variants of the term "mud stomp" in that it is strictly about violence as opposed to sexual activity.
In a vicious act of vengeance, the man brutally beat his childhood bully and left him motionless on the streets of Atlanta after delivering a good old-fashioned Georgia mud stomp.
by Solo Amadeus June 20, 2024
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orderves

How Americans have started writing "hors d'oeuvres".
I went to a party at a bar and all they had to eat was orderves!!
by Solo Amadeus November 19, 2023
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Ocular Patdown

An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.
Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022
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Irregular Americans

The politically correct term used to refer to circus freaks.
"I even helped a whole town of circus freaks — dammit, you're not supposed to call them 'freaks' — Irregular Americans."
by Solo Amadeus October 24, 2022
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Condolence High Five

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.
Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.
by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022
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Context High

"Feeling" the effects of drug inebriation through proximity rather than through actual ingestion.

In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.
"I wish I hadn't said that out lout to everyone at the party, but I wasn't in my right mind."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."
by Solo Amadeus March 10, 2022
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