Solo Amadeus's definitions
An occasional office holiday celebrated on specified Fridays during which employees are encouraged to bring their instruments as well as a "jazz attitude". However, it is subject to cancellation by superiors. The holiday, often shortened to "J.F.", is noted for sharing a lot of similarities with advertising.
by Solo Amadeus January 29, 2022
Get the Jazz Fridaymug. A brilliant Austrian innovation which significantly improves upon the function of the toe knife. The toe spoon completely eliminates any risk of self-injury during the cleaning of scum out of one's toes.
Frank used to swear by his toe knife, but ever since he met Alexi, he has always cleaned the scum out with a toe spoon.
by Solo Amadeus November 30, 2021
Get the toe spoonmug. Danny DeVito had no idea that Jim Carrey was such an Andyphile prior to his casting in "Man on the Moon".
by Solo Amadeus February 7, 2022
Get the Andyphilemug. An alternative to the traditionally used term "lesbian" to describe a woman who is attracted exclusively to other women. The term originated in the Friends episode entitled "The One With Monica's Boots" by Jack Sumner, who is Sting's fictional son.
by Solo Amadeus February 5, 2022
Get the lesbonymmug. An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.
Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022
Get the Ocular Patdownmug. This is what happens when a person repeatedly kicks/beats someone who has already been knocked to the ground such that they are no longer to do more than "lie there and take it".
This term differs from other state variants of the term "mud stomp" in that it is strictly about violence as opposed to sexual activity.
This term differs from other state variants of the term "mud stomp" in that it is strictly about violence as opposed to sexual activity.
In a vicious act of vengeance, the man brutally beat his childhood bully and left him motionless on the streets of Atlanta after delivering a good old-fashioned Georgia mud stomp.
by Solo Amadeus June 20, 2024
Get the Georgia Mud Stompmug. by Solo Amadeus November 19, 2023
Get the ordervesmug.