Omelettize

to turn an object into something resembling the consistency of an omelette.

Man, this is baby making music!
Yeah, but that bass would omelettize a baby before it could form.

by Solly Jim July 09, 2009

gerbilnaut

Like an astronaut, but a gerbil going "where no gerbil has gone before". See gerbilling

It soon became clear to Richard's gerbil that he would soon become a gerbilnaut.

by Solly Jim December 15, 2008