Solid mantis's definitions

Thanksgiving

You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?

Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days. Is the average family really grateful to the Indians?

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Horse's ass

Someone who's got most of their true muscle between their ears, but still makes neverending desperate attempts to physically dominate people with body language (especially in crowded public settings), often resulting in police showing up to threaten people who don't think life is like a poker tournament or a trip to Vegas. Also known as an instigator.

He/she was a horse's ass, but not everybody was ignoring him/her like she thought, many of them were rejecting him/her, but he/she could never see that, all the muscle between the ears was dense.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

Coward

Not a man.

He wasn't just the coward of the county, he was the coward of the year, the state coward, and the coward of cowards.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Astrology

People are skeptical about astrology for a reason. An astrology book tells you that an Aquarian is cozy in a hammock. There's a lot of people who go and get a hammock, and there's no way all of them could be Aquarians. That's like saying if you meet somebody who likes pizza or red wine, you can tell they are an Aries. Then, if you question what you're reading, astrology tells you that the traits don't apply to every single person, and where the planets were in the sky when they were born can alter someone's personality. Some people would still say they're right about astrology, now that they've explained it that way, that sounds good to them, but to others it starts to sound a little bit silly (much like the bible).

Information about astrology is like information from scientists, politicians, or religion, it's questionable.

by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020

Game changer

Someone who thinks of everything as a game or a sport/for sport, but always changes the rules, schedules, or changes/throws the game entirely if they start to lose at it. Usually these are your most competitive people to begin with, desperate to win at any cost.

The game changer always thought everything was a game to everybody else too, and that everybody should always be just as playful and friendly about life as him/her.

by Solid Mantis December 6, 2020

Robot

1) a dance
2) movement on robitussin

1) that guy is doin the robot
2) that guy took a bottle of tussin to the head he's gonna be doin the robot all day

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

Ben affleck

Bad acting, a guy who's funny on accident in his most dramatic roles. Payback or Paycheck was one of the funniest movies HBO didnt put on their comedy shows.

Ben Affleck has already tried drama movies for years and still wont answer his true calling, to be a comedian.

Guy- What are you a comedian?
Ben Affleck- No, I'm Ben Affleck. I'm not funny.
Guy- You are man, you really are, you just have to realize you are.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020