Solid mantis's definitions
Gravity is kind of like reality, or the metaphysical, it doesn't matter whether you believe in it or not, what goes up will come down at some point.
Gravity is real whether you believe it is or not. You don't believe in god (despite using God's name to bless people), because you can't see God, but you can see what gravity does even if you don't believe in it.
by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

Somebody who tries to out rough everybody else even though people that know them well know they're a clown.
He/she was too rough to be true, that must be why the music and lifestyle fizzled out of popularity.
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020

You are not really that sensitive because nobody is really that fuckin sensitive. Cut it out, you're either looking to get mollycoddled, you think I'm a sucker, or both. I know when someone is being pseudosensitive.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2020

An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise.
The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

The good news is you're not my puppet and I'm not yours. You're not my doll and I'm not yours. You're not my toy, and im not yours. You're free of me, and I'm free of you.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

A car.
Guy- Hey, was that Percy that just drove by and threw up the peace sign at you?
Other guy- Yea, you know he's the kind of guy who would like to bring back the electric chair and put you there.
Guy- So he thinks I should straighten out according to his definition of straightening out or he wants me dead?
Other guy- He's not the only one, I know a girl named Percy, she would be the female version of this guy Percy, she even drives a Nitro like him.
Guy- Fuck, these are some dangerous people.
Other guy- Yea, you know he's the kind of guy who would like to bring back the electric chair and put you there.
Guy- So he thinks I should straighten out according to his definition of straightening out or he wants me dead?
Other guy- He's not the only one, I know a girl named Percy, she would be the female version of this guy Percy, she even drives a Nitro like him.
Guy- Fuck, these are some dangerous people.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

A lot of people are quick to try and change something once they get bored or frustrated with it, but they're not as quick to try and preserve something that's already there. That's like throwing out decent food because it's a day old for a quick fix of instant gratification at a fast food restaurant because it was cooked that day and not reheated.
Things not changing fast enough for some people isn't frustrating, people that need everything to change to keep from getting bored or frustrated are frustrating people to know.
by Solid Mantis November 2, 2020
