Solid mantis's definitions

Robot

1) a dance
2) movement on robitussin

1) that guy is doin the robot
2) that guy took a bottle of tussin to the head he's gonna be doin the robot all day

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

Ben affleck

Bad acting, a guy who's funny on accident in his most dramatic roles. Payback or Paycheck was one of the funniest movies HBO didnt put on their comedy shows.

Ben Affleck has already tried drama movies for years and still wont answer his true calling, to be a comedian.

Guy- What are you a comedian?
Ben Affleck- No, I'm Ben Affleck. I'm not funny.
Guy- You are man, you really are, you just have to realize you are.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Scapegoat

The one that takes the fall for something negative (like a bounty scandal or worse), the face of something negative.

Though his entire band participated in it, he ended up being the scapegoat until the band got popular again, at which time they replaced his face with their own, front and center.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021

Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

Serial arsonist

Someone behind a string of arsons, usually posing as one of the good guys, and telling people the fire wasn't caused by arson but another cause.

The serial arsonist didn't think she was a bad actor, she thought she was a warlord.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021

Magic stick

A rapist who can leave a crime scene DNA free is said to have a magic stick.

The suspect must have a magic stick Mr Jacob's, nobody can find anything on the guy.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2016

Wrongs

Doing something good doesn't make something bad you did go away. There is no righting wrongs or turning horrors into fairy tales. The one chance you have to right a wrong is when you have the choice to do the wrong, or not do the wrong. If you fuck up, you fucked up, and it comes with consequences, it's as simple as that. There is no erasing one history and replacing it with something that seems to make everybody smile because that isn't reality. The reality is, there are things humans have fucked up at in this country for a long time. One of them was that until yesterday, there had never been a female holding an office as a head of state or a vice head of state. A female getting elected to that position didn't right a wrong, the wrong remains, and the choices will also remain in the future. Racism is also like that, it doesn't get better or go away with time, it has to be worked on otherwise nothing gets done.

Spending a lot of time trying to right wrongs takes time away from things you can take your time on and not fuck up from here, since trying to right wrongs gets nothing done. If you have time to live your life ashamed of every wrong thing you had ever done, you can live your life ashamed, but you're still going to have a lot of shit to do at some point, and there's less and less time to get it done with every day that passes.

by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021