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Playing all sides

Someone who runs to the police when theres no protests going on over a guy she wanted to start an argument with for her own amusement, then says something like a police officer raped her when there are protests and riots, to play all sides and turn the police against everyone else, and everyone else against the police. People already have no good reason to trust the police when nobody is getting shot or locked up, and protests only invite police out to try and take control.
The girl had been playing all sides. The people who weren't hiring her didnt trust her, which fucked over females (and males) who werent phony.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020
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Full of shit

She was full of shit about having the facts for you.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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Crystal methodist

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.
Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016
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Stupid

Being in in the same spot hours and hours of your day.
This kid is getting more and more stupid with every second that passes. Once he starts on doing what comes next, his brain cells will start charging again, but there hasn't been any sign of anything coming next for hours now.
by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021
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East West Crusade/Jihad

When someone who's not even from a city starts preaching about the value systems of people who are. Hypocrites usually go on one.
The girl (Lindsay) was on an east west crusade/jihad, and wanted to get other people to adopt her preachings against the value systems of one group, while playing all groups. She thought being born at a hospital in a city made her from a city (since there were no hospitals in her town), then told other people not to look for loopholes like the double-standard living hypocrite she really was.
by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019
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Insest

Two insectoids fucking.
Their insectoid offspring will have six heads and six legs from the insest.
by Solid Mantis July 6, 2018
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Defensive

The most defensive people in the world are the ones who call other people defensive, and never admit to being defensive themselves.
The girl says you're too defensive.
by Solid Mantis December 20, 2019
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