Solid mantis's definitions
A guy who takes about 32 to 57 selfies standing in his bathroom is the definition of a narcissist, its so obvious.
The guy took 39 selfies in front of his bathroom mirror, if that doesn't make him a narcissist I don't know what does make a narcissist.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Get the Narcissistmug. A guy has to have 2 girls in his life to have a mistress. He has to have a girl, and he has to have a girl on the side. A guy who does not have any girls in his life has no mistress, simple.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
Get the Mistressmug. by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
Get the Ninja turtlesmug. A foreign journalist who tries to turn people from his/her country against another country (such as China) by talking about censorship. If you're not from China, and you're not there to visit, the Chinese aren't stupid, they kn9w you're there to look for trouble.
Nobody has to feel bad about some sleazeball journalist or paparazzi who was in China too long looking for trouble and finally found some. In reality, what goes on in China is the business of the Chinese, and a sleazeball journalist can mind their own business like everybody else. Unlike the foreigner sleazeball journalist, the Chinese do hold their own country sacred, and don't have to forever welcome outsiders with open arms.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Get the Sleazeballmug. Have you heard from Crysta? She was supposed to get back from that date by now, the guy must have kidnapped her, call the police. You know how she likes the roughmen and won't let the gentlemen treat her right.
by Solid Mantis October 24, 2016
Get the Roughmenmug. Someone who is bossy one minute, then at an oppurtune time says something like you're not the boss of me (possibly the next minute). Someone who changes their image sometimes more than once in one day (not just an online screen name or something relatively benign, but in real life/on TV/youtube videos/other mediums).
This other guy, as insane as he might seem, is at least on a steady, even keel all the time, where he's no more or less human, no more or less inhuman, no more or less bossy, no more or less subserviant to anyone at any time, since he's the same guy underneath the surface all the time and doesn't claim to be in any particular character at any particular time. At least he is not willfully contradictory, since being willfully contradictory comes with inconsistancies.
by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021
Get the Willfully contradictorymug. by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018
Get the Bass turdmug.