Solid mantis's definitions

Fairweather friend

Someone who is your friend when the sky is blue, but disappears when it is gray.

He/she was a fairweather friend.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021

Diamond in the rough

Doesn't really have to describe anything internal or external based on my experience. A way for somebody to describe themself as rougher/tougher than they actually are.

He never saw the roughness that the girl calling herself the diamond in the rough was describing in her title for herself.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Thief trick

One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.

That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.

by Solid Mantis January 9, 2020

Cop

Somebody who can keep a job when they fuck up at work.

Cop- I could lose my job for this!

Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.

by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

Sociopath bitch

The type of bitch that would kill her own family.

Susan Anthony drowned all four of her own kids in a lake. People speculate as to whether Prozac caused it or whether she was born that way, but they were in agreement that she was a sociopath bitch.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2017

Tourist trap

One of the most recent ones is the area 51 event that will likely trap quite a few people into a possible feud with local police in a small Nevada town. Some are hoping to make money off the people that would otherwise end up in a feud over trying to get in area 51.

Guy inviting people to area 51- These idiots deserve to end up in jail or worse if they're dumb enough to go to this town of Rachel, Nevada. Hahahahahahaha, the dumbasses, I can't wait to play them with the tourist trap.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who pokes fun at double standards they're guilty of practicing themselves.

Girl- When I was 6, I made fun of the 12 year old white kids who listened to rap and talked like gangsters, then I started wearing my hat backwards, listening to rap, and talking like a gangster. I didn't see that coming, I thought I'd never be a hypocrite like the older people I tried to make fun of. I thought my perspective had the broadest horizons of all.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020