Solid mantis's definitions
The people who preach equality often preach about being yourself too. Well, if you're equal to somebody else you're the same as them. No individuality so you're not yourself, you're being like somebody else.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

Guy 1-Look at this psycho dude riding his bike man.
Guy 2-I don't think that's a dude man.
Guy 1- Yea, that's a dude riding his bike.
Guy 2-I think that's a chick with short hair man.
Guy 1- How much you wanna bet this dude has a dick?
Guy 2- I'm not betting on it, who are you Mr. Big Brother know it all? How do you know that's a dude?
Guy 2-I don't think that's a dude man.
Guy 1- Yea, that's a dude riding his bike.
Guy 2-I think that's a chick with short hair man.
Guy 1- How much you wanna bet this dude has a dick?
Guy 2- I'm not betting on it, who are you Mr. Big Brother know it all? How do you know that's a dude?
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Someone who acts like they're from Baltimore even though they're from outside Harrisburg. Someone who has not only a thousand different screen names or online profiles, but also has fictional hometowns or current locations, fictional lives to go with them. A poser tries to outdo other people at silliness while trying to get taken more seriously than everyone else.
The poser was always this and that, always under somebody else's skin to make himself/herself look/feel more authentic. The poser wanted an authentic image.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020

A street filled with cookie cutter desert abodes in the suburbs of a southwestern city. Places like Phoenix and alberquerque are full of cacti sac neighborhoods.
No wonder you're a methhead Jesse, your house looks like your other seven hundred neighbors houses and the ocean is a thousand miles away. You could've made a middle class income in downtown alberquerque, but you didn't want to be like everybody else in your cacti sac neighborhood, well who does?
by Solid Mantis December 14, 2016

Respect is not essential to life. You dont need anybody else's respect to live, and they dont need yours. The most chicken shit people are the ones who wont stand alone when nobody likes or respects them. Gangs are full of chicken shits.
Britney Spears and a gang member aren't so different, they stand only with a group, only when they're in the majority, outnumbering the other guy. Nobody needs respect to keep going, and not being respected doesn't stop anybody. A lot of people seem to think they're going to disrespect Trump out of power. Like anybody who is human, he cares what people think of him, but not being respected won't change or stop anything he's doing, get real about life. A guy like Trump wouldn't have the kind of power he does if people could vote him out of office in a fair, democratic election. Theres never been any such thing, that's life.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

People that felt like they lost a friend when their favorite cartoons got replaced by spongebob or the one that replaced spongebob if there is already another one out now.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020

You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.
Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids.
by Solid Mantis October 5, 2020
