Solid mantis's definitions

Narcissistic

A name your mother didn't call you.

Sarcastic mother- No my darling, you're not narcissistic, you're selfless and only think of others. I can't say anything negative about you.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Wave

A murderer's greeting.

When you see a guy/girl smiling and waving at you at the same time, he/she likely wants to get you dead in a hurry. Especially if it's not a wave goodbye.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

Mortality

No matter how many times people like to talk about it over and over, it turns out even as kids, everybody already knew that nobody was immortal.

Mortality is reality, everything else is ideas.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Moron

Someone who thinks its clever to spell dick with a q instead of with a k.

The girl was a moron.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

V shaped guy

A guy with a V shaped torso.

If you're a U shaped guy, you're fucked, because you're not a V shaped guy.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021

Shaquesha chamberstreet

A 7 foot something woman who set records for most dudes fucked by a female. She is believed to have wilt chamberlain beat, but there are no legitimate sources to verify these claims.

Shaquesha chamberstreet was a pimptress.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2016

Gentrification

People playing the real estate market want people to get shot no matter where they live, whether they were from South Central LA before they got into real estate, or from a small town out in the country, or somewhere in between. It's all cheaper land and dollar signs in their eyes.

Gentrification is the same thing no matter where it takes place. The guy/girl asking for 5 dollars or a cigarette usually already has his/her own money to buy this shit with, he/she just wants to charge somebody else for it. It's rare to meet somebody who doesnt ask for anything, and doesnt get on TV or ask for a donation for help, it's rare because when somebody doesnt ask for anything, they dont get noticed.

by Solid Mantis October 11, 2020