Solid mantis's definitions

Tame

To put invisible chains on someone or something.

The girl got mauled trying to tame the mountain lion at the zoo. She took a gamble with it and didn't leave Vegas a winner. She fought back, but nature got even. It happens.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Sugar daddy

A job no guy would miss, kind of like no guy would miss the girl that tried to turn him into one.

The guy thought he was supposed to be the girl's sugar daddy, he thought that as a male that was what he owed a female. Therefore, he put up with any shit she tried to give him. To her, any sign of kindness was weakness, but he ignored that to keep doing all this shit he really never had to do for the girl (without really having a good reason to keep doing shit for the girl). He also started to think anything she thought was hilarious became hilarious to him, since they were no longer different people, they were the same person.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Hacked

When somebody thinks they're more clever than you, they'll try and tell you something was hacked. If it was just hacked, the money would still be there.

Your bank account wasnt hacked, your money was stolen bro. Kind of like your mother and father almost got theirs stolen. Look what happens when they trust their daughter.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Robot

1) a dance
2) movement on robitussin

1) that guy is doin the robot
2) that guy took a bottle of tussin to the head he's gonna be doin the robot all day

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

Ben affleck

Bad acting, a guy who's funny on accident in his most dramatic roles. Payback or Paycheck was one of the funniest movies HBO didnt put on their comedy shows.

Ben Affleck has already tried drama movies for years and still wont answer his true calling, to be a comedian.

Guy- What are you a comedian?
Ben Affleck- No, I'm Ben Affleck. I'm not funny.
Guy- You are man, you really are, you just have to realize you are.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Hypocrite

A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).

The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.

by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019

Cash cab driver beatdown

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan.

What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020