If you believe Bolton over Trump, or you think a Democrat is more honest and caring than a Republican, you've been huffing American glue too long.
As long as you're gonna keep huffing American glue, you might as well start huffing real glue, its gonna do the same thing to you.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020
Get the Huffing American gluemug. People end up with a police state if they don't wake up and fight to keep their government in check. Sometimes it just keeps getting darker, there's no guarantee the light at the end of any tinnel is going to be daylight.
by Solid Mantis January 26, 2021
Get the Police statemug. Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
Get the Athletic sex lifemug. To liquify.
by Solid Mantis March 19, 2021
Get the Meltmug. Nowadays, with people who focus on just breaking records or mindless stats, the focus on why people came up with sports in the first place is lost. A group of kids with no pads and no formal rules getting together to play sports in a neighborhood is less likely to end up with any serious injuries than in pro sports, especially when kids know they're going to see each other again on a regular basis, in case the kid with the chip on his/her shoulder is thinking about breaking some bones and taking another kid out for an extended time, or in case another kid is thinking about hiding out for an extended time over an overextended ankle or sore thumb.
People who want people to focus on mindless stats or broken records are missing the point of why there are sports in the first place. Superheroes don't exist, so the point of sports is not to become one.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
Get the Sportsmug. What is really lacking during the pandemic. There never was any such thing as normal or new normal for most people. Most people were dysfunctional and led dysfunctional lives, and didn't trust the people that called themselves normal or functional before the pandemulic, before stability was lost.
There never was any normalcy in most people's day to day lives. It was stability that most people lost (jobs, freedoms, family members), and it is stability that people are really wondering whether it will return or not. It was there before, so people know that stability is possible, no matter what life has become these days.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021
Get the Stabilitymug. Someone who starts claiming to be tough around the edges at some point as an adult, though it's not who he/she is or was as a kid.
The poser kept posing as somebody with a rough edge, even though giving intel (or counter intel) to teacher's and authority figures, and other shit that he/she did as a spy kid was closer to his/her own definition of smooth, always evading trouble for himself/herself while getting everyone else in trouble. Really, the poser's rough edge image was created as a defense to keep people from messing with him/her like they did when he/she was a kid.
by Solid Mantis August 18, 2020
Get the Posermug.