Solid mantis's definitions
1) You again? Wow, what an unpleasant suprise, this is so unexpected!
2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.
2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.
by Solid Mantis December 19, 2020
Get the Unpleasant suprisemug. A self-absorbed, narcissistic female who desperately has to find some other guy, any other guy to call a self-absorbed narcissist (since a guy can handle and bear the title) to reassure herself that there are more people like her than not.
Lindsay never did like hearing sobering news about herself (which was a lot like going to somebody's funeral without being loaded the entire time to her), so she would always point to somebody else when somebody let her know she was a mollycoddle.
by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020
Get the Mollycoddlemug. A guy that is either hanging on by strings, or has a hand stuck up his ass. Usually the puppeteer would be behind the puppet, since a puppeteer standing in front of the puppet and reaching around to his ass wouldn't make much of a show.
by Solid Mantis November 1, 2019
Get the Puppetmug. You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.
The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record. Some people root for the team that never wins because they're everything the Yankees are not, they're not agreeable that the Yankees should win a title every year, and that doesnt mean they're okay with their team losing.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
Get the Houston Astrosmug. Margot-No, I I'm not offended by bug-eyed, I don't take it personal that they don't respect me as a feminist, or that respect is earned and not given, even if you're female. No it's a game to me, I can handle it.
by Solid Mantis January 4, 2018
Get the Bug-eyedmug. Your murderers might come to you with a smile, but most of the time they are not still wearing one at the time they kill you. A smiling gunman is rare.
by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021
Get the Smiling gunmanmug. By saying Derek Chauvin is not responsible, the justice system is really saying that one guy's image matters more than thousands of lives. If their lives don't matter, neither does his image.
Derek Chauvin is the reason George Floyd is dead, a spade is a spade. The Derek Chauvin trial doesn't change reality.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Get the Derek Chauvin trialmug.