Solid mantis's definitions
A guy with a bowl haircut, a haircut given by placing a bowl on a guy's head and trimming the part not covered by the bowl with clippers.
Jason has been a shroomhead for as long as I remember man. Only haircut he's ever had is to have a friend stop by put a bowl on his head and trim his hair up.
by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016
Get the Shroomheadmug. The point of view you have if you watch a lot of QVC. You hear about a golden eye or a diamond eye, but you hardly ever hear about a tanzanite eye or an emerald eye.
Dr. Robotnik- Chaos, what is that reflection in your emerald eye? Is that me I see?
The reflection in his/her tanzanite eye was keeping the QVC folks from getting any rest at night.
The reflection in his/her tanzanite eye was keeping the QVC folks from getting any rest at night.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021
Get the Tanzanite eyemug. Not everybody who says they got up after being knocked down really got up. Some were always helped up by an authority figure in life.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2020
Get the Lifemug. A bunch of drama created to get people talking about and paying attention to baseball again, to get better TV ratings.
by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020
Get the Sign stealing scandalmug. One of the poodle people had a bob and always preached about how people talked about the recession like it was over, when things were worse than ever. It almost makes you wonder where the interest in depressions and recessions came from, or whether the kind of person who would sabotage something mechanical would sabotage something financially, since wondering about people's intentions is not the same as forming a conspiracy theory.
by Solid Mantis October 1, 2019
Get the Bobmug. Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.
The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
Get the Mean midget syndromemug. You have to wonder whether it's more of an embarrassment for Trump or Biden (or both) that Trump hasn't given up on himself, if any of it matters enough to wonder about it.
Biden says it's an embarrassment (for Trump and America is implied) that Trump hasn't quit the race but puts his face down as he's saying it. How can anybody respect either one of them?
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
Get the Embarrassmentmug.