Knifed

It hurts more than getting fingered, it also can result in death more often.

Freddy didn't get fingered, Cesar knifed him instead for ratting out his whole crew.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

Will Ferrell

A guy that they put in a commercial to comfort people because people trust him. Someone they don't trust in a commercial would put them on edge, not comfort them.

Will Ferrell is a guy that makes people feel comfortable, because they can sense that they would trust him in real life. He seems like an all right guy in real life. Not everybody you see in a commercial seems like someone you would trust in real life, and the people that make the ads know it, and use it to their advantage.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

You think you're fresh meat?

What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.

You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!

by Solid Mantis November 24, 2016

Full of shit

Someone who didn't go through enough physical punishment as a kid to really know how to make anybody's life a living hell or tormented life.

Lindsay was full of shit and waited for somebody else's thoughts and ideas, so that she could either use them on someone else, or turn them into money via mainstream media, or both.

by Solid Mantis October 02, 2019

False Joan of arc

A female that tries to make fun of false prophets and thinks she's Joan of arc, when really she's more like a different kind of Joan.

The false Joan of arc thought she was the next Joan of arc, even though she had tried to ridicule other people she referred to as false prophets, people who weren't even interested in anything spiritual in nature.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).

The goody two shoes Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 03, 2020

Transformer

What people who try to change everything and everyone must think they are.

Start by concerning yourself with what you want to change about yourself if you're going to change anything at all (most of the world should be good enough the way it is without your need to do something to make it what you think it should be, or make people what you think they should be). You're not a transformer.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019