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Giraffe in the room

Something you dont want to talk about because you would end up talking longer than a giraffe neck about it.
Nobody wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room except for Dewey Cox.
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021
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Clown college

He/she got rejected from clown college and decided to become a government or religious official instead to get even. He/she dedicated his/her life to becoming a supervillain, a super bully, a bully's bully.
by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020
mugGet the Clown collegemug.

Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.
Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
mugGet the Forest firesmug.

Monster cock

A penis that measures anywhere from a foot long to over two feet in some cases. Must have a concealed carry permit in case it goes off in a crowded public place. Mostly owned by low income blacks, or blacks of any social class, but sometimes a white guy at an office will have one and consider himself the biggest prick in the building, and usually it's true in more ways than one, a high suicide rate is common in an office like this.
Somebody said Bob really does have a monster cock after he stood at the next urinal. I always thought he was just like all the other guys, bragging, now I really am gonna take that pill cocktail I've been saving.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016
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Real estate

A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.
The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
mugGet the Real estatemug.

Extreme poser

Someone who makes you hate doing things and going places that are already dull even more.
The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his/her tattoos to everybody and said to the group that they all must have a death wish if they're still standing there at the mall trying to get in, and that nobody goes in his/her mall since he/she knows what's best for everybody's life and health. The extreme poser was sending everybody home.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020
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Rosetta stumped

When a guy who's language you're trying to speak is trying to learn the same language you're trying to speak, and you know more of it than him.
Jim got Rosetta stumped when Clarice knew more of his language than he did.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
mugGet the Rosetta stumpedmug.

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