Sandhills mailbox golf

One of the reasons the sandhills is a great place to live, since sandhills golf is more interesting than city mailbox sports, as long as the mailbox stays open while you're on the hole.
The closest mailbox will usually be a par 11 or higher, so you can play sandhills mailbox golf all day long if you're playing 18 holes.
by Solid Mantis July 09, 2019
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Dress

A dress doesn't make a female a lady any more than a suit makes a male a man or gentleman.
A dress doesn't make her a lady, and that's true common sense and not what scientists/the media/government officials/healthcare officials/the WHO are calling common sense these days.
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021
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Imaginary math pal

Someone you never took a math class with that ended up being your math friend, at least in your mind they were your friend.
She was pretending to be a friend to her imaginary math pal.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
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Pistol whip

A way to still fuck somebody's pretty face up even if you hit like a vegan.
Vegan guy/girl- Yea, I might hit like a vegan, but my pistol don't. What you think I hit like when I pistol whip you bitch?
by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019
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Toast of the party

The person seen as the extrovert's extrovert at a party or gathering of people with lots of bread. When you pose enough, people see you as somebody.
The drunk guy was the toast of the party last night. Nobody that goes to the parties knows if he's the same guy sober when nobody's looking.
by Solid Mantis January 25, 2018
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Intervention clown

Someone that wants to change the definition of reality and call the sky green just to be argumentative about something.
The intervention clown wanted to look for trouble with people and run some of them off from their own neighborhoods, even though she wasn't from their neighborhood herself, while trying to call them the bully, or the ones trying to dominate somebody else.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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Victory

No matter what the media tells you, there is no such thing as victory over the coronavirus, there is only not losing more than what has already been lost (from lives to jobs to rights).
Not losing more lives, businesses, jobs, and rights isn't victory, it's only an end to loss.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021
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