Solid Mantis's definitions

Lad

Lad is a word the Irish use for a young boy or guy. Bloke is usually the word you think of for a British guy, although words have been spread like herpes to where it's hard to tell who says what nowadays.

He's a rotten lad.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Widowmaker

A penis larger than 10 inches.

Once Travis gave Denise the widowmaker, her husband was a dead man, he just didn't know he was dead yet.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2016

Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.

Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

Protests

Protests during the time of Catherine the Great didn't do anything. She called herself great, and had the wealth and power to keep anybody from disputing the claim by detracting from the title or calling her something like Catherine the Scum, Catherine the Loser, or Catherine the cunt no guy wants to be married to, so ultimately protests didnt get anything accomplished.

Protests get nothing done, they're just a lot of what politicians already do, talk a lot and get nothing done, a few people might die along the way, a lot of public space might get destroyed, that's about it. They're about the most pointless thing somebody could do with their frustration and anger, waste it. The people they're protesting usually try to get them even angrier, for their own amusement.

by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020

Girly boy

A male who hates males.

The girly boy thought of most males as testosterone fueled assholes and idiots, so he liked to be around females and transvestites since they were as smart as and spiritually in tune with his taste and style as he was.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Rudy Giuliani

I've never been a fan of Giuliani or Trump, but a lot of guys could have picked up a hammer and joined the rest of the Republicans, and Giuliani did stick with Trump even now. You don't find too many people that will do that these days, especially once things go beyond just getting laughed at to jail/prison time, or worse.

Rudy Giuliani didnt cut and run from Trump like many other lawmakers did, even if he's not on the same side as me, that is closer to admirable than what you get with many other lawmakers.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021

Pinecomb fucking

Pinecomb fucking is when you cover a pinecomb in boiling oil and you stick it in a girls pussy (or ass). Pinecomb fucking is something that makes sex in the sandhills more interesting than other kinds of sex, even if critics call it medieval torture, or rape, or genital mutilation.

Which girl are we pinecomb fucking tonight?

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019