Solid Mantis's definitions

High horse

A horse you got baked with before riding in on.

Damn you gonna be one high horse when we get into town, your eyes bloodshot as fuck seamuffin.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2016

Cb

A member of the cockblock battalion, they construct hookup preventative systems.

You changed your mo from rn to cb did you? I thought you did some cb duty as a rn too.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2016

E cig

The cigarette that is trying to put big tobacco out of business. It's even got a corny, abbreviated name, e cig.

Here's 8 bucks, run to the gas station and get me one e cig, not two packs of cigarettes, just one e cig it's sophisticated, everybody does it and it's healthier than a real cigarette, plus it's got a cooler name. E cig that sounds like something a baseball player would smoke, a rod smokes e cigs not camel Turkish golds.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2016

The Climax

An action movie. The plot revolves around the end of the movie, but I'm not gonna give away any more information about it than that.

You seen that movie The Climax from the 90's? It didn't really get good until the end, lots of action at the end. The rest of the movie was lame as hell, it was a stupid movie.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2016

Ignore

The most simple and effective way to let somebody know you meant to not talk to them, call on their birthday, acknowledge them in public or admit to yourself you know them. To go against the grain of all the people who contribute to their sphere of attention and attention seeking and their self image of a good, upstanding person or whatever the fuck their concern is with the public eye watching.

Don't ignore me I'm scared I won't be around one day and nobody will give a fuck what if they all end up celebrating me not being around anymore awwww how horrible.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2016

She's finally gone

A movie about a guy celebrating, rather than mourning the loss of a girl. It's much better than she's all that!

Man I feel really happy, optimistic and positive after watching She's finally gone! Best I've felt since that girl finally left me alone, I can totally relate Matthew Prince Whatever, keep making awesome movies I'm gonna request an encore! She's finally gone. Man I usually don't like shit like that I didn't think I did.

by Solid Mantis October 27, 2016

Tracer

Same concept as a chaser for liquor, only a tracer is made to chase mushrooms, cough syrup and shit like that. You drink some soda to ease the stomach and help prevent nausea, and you see trails of the soda cup becoming 7, 20, 150 soda cups as you attempt to set it back on the coaster on your table.

Psychonut-Pour me a tracer round, sun drop I don't think I can do it at this point man help a brother out I can't see straight.
Sober guy- I'm glad I'm sober, if I was drunk I might shot you because you said something about pouring tracer rounds. Yea I guess so man, you know that shit can't be too good for your brain if you can't pour your own drink and you're drooling all over yourself .

by Solid Mantis October 27, 2016