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Budwiser

Doesn't mean more intelligent, it means knowing more about life after consuming Budweiser.
Just got done on my third bud, now let me explain a few things to you about how to treat animals. I'm budwiser than you.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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Salute the Judge

A way to kiss the judge's ass on a Christmas dance show to win some stupid fuckin TV Christmas dance competition.
At least the group that went before that last group of posers didn't salute the judge, and they even made a few people laugh in the process, even if they didn't get the judge's votes. Winning isn't everything though.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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Downtight

Laid back people aren't calling anybody snobs or teasing anybody, they're chilling out. Pretentious people are calling people snobs and thinking about making laid back and chill look good. Laid back people aren't thinking about making laid back look like anything.
You don't meet many downtight people, but you do meet a lot of people who will get downtight to live a little bit of the good life.
by Solid Mantis March 29, 2017
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Roadhouse

A movie about a guy who gets paid to clean up a bar in a town he isn't from.
Roadhouse is a movie about two guys trying to take control of a town they're not originally from, so it almost fun for them, and everybody but the people from the town, since they don't have to think about the effects their actions will have on anybody around them.
by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021
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Peloton

A company that has convinced people to buy more of the shit they don't really need, just like the hand sanitizer companies have lately. Stupidity is more contagious than a disease.
As long as people keep allowing themselves to freak out and think they need something, or that they need to do something they don't need to do, companies like Peloton will get rich and their won't be any other options to Peloton (like going to the gym). Going to the gym has been taken from people now until they retake the gyms they paid for memberships to, because they allowed it to happen.
by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020
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Lacrosse

People who play lacrosse are about as far from reality as people who play polo.
No wonder the polo player got decapitated by the garroting wire between the goal posts, he wasn't paying attention because he wasn't used to having to pay attention. Like lacrosse, polo is not a sport.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
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Cowardly

Someone who's a weak person whether they dominate something or dont dominate something. Someone who's a weak person whether they take control or dont.
The cowardly guy/girl thought that grabbing power made him/her/their group appear to be a stronger person/group than he/she/they actually were.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
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