You wouldn't tell a guy he was mediocre at something like eating pussy. You would tell him look, you suck at this, go on YouTube and watch a video about how to eat a pussy. If you're still no good at it, you never will be, try doing something else.
The mediocre gunman didn't kill all his targets, but did get arrested quickly. His targets were glad he was just mediocre at what he did.
by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019

The queen bee child had not yet discovered that the world had never revolved around her in the first place, any more than it did anyone else.
by Solid Mantis December 01, 2020

An insulting way of calling a guy a hybrid. Calling somebody a mutt will turn an average Joe into a Joe Pesci and is likely to result in death.
The guy at the bar called the average Joe from the gym a mutt and wound up not waking up again in a six foot underground resting spot, ya dig?
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018

The loneliest person in the office besides the office thug/gangster. Both seem to want the hug that will never come from the other people at the office whose lives they fucked with.
The office snitch got everybody around him/her in trouble for a living and expected other people to be friendly and kind toward him/her.
by Solid Mantis September 28, 2019

It's not a realistic expectation to expect a first year team to go out and win every game. Underconfidence is when if you think you'll win about 3 games, you end up winning about 3 games, even though you had the ability to do what you didn't think you would do. The point is not to win games, it's not to start a habit of defeating yourself early when really you have the ability to go further with a little more confidence at the times you would usually lose confidence. If you're playing to win, you're going to fear failure and feel like you have to win, but if you're just going out and working on the things you're rusty at, trying to do what you didn't do last week or yesterday, not giving up on yourself, and the work you're doing is always in progress and never finished, you have room to improve anything you want to improve.
Underconfidence can get you stuck somewhere you wouldn't be stuck at a time when your confidence level wasn't as low. Allowing yourself a little room not to fail but not being afraid to fail can sometimes make a difference in how something you do turns out. You won't expect to always fail every time that way, even if you don't expect to do a good job at something. The point isn't to be a stupid fuckin hero on a piece of cardboard, no matter what an announcer thinks you have to be, it's to not feel like you have to be anything but who you are (and to not feel like you have to do anything but what what you have the ability to do if it's what you always really wanted to do), no more no less.
by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020

You know even a rapper with a big dick like that guy Yung Hung still has to pay for the shit every other guy...has to pay for. Fantasize about it or do it, if you're broke you ain't doin much if you're a dude, that's no fun is it?
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

Someone who tells people to remain calm or calm down knowing that the first thing they will do is react. Kind of like telling someone not to look at the dragon overhead.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021
