Definitions by Solid Mantis

Stealing the show 

Stealing something from somebody (including a show) who would gladly give somebody something doesn't seem like an action with a lot of honor in it. Being indirect about it instead of straightforward makes somebody more of a liar than a thief.

They would've given him/her the show, as it said to do in the script, but he/she still insisted on a coup to steal the show. Stealing the show had always been his/her true intention, to get the best of any of the other guy there was.

Stealing the show by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

Sexist 

Someone who disagrees with a feminist that the grass is greener on every males lawn. Kind of like a white guy that disagrees that the grass is greener on every white guys lawn than every black guy's lawn is somehow a covert member of the ku klux klan subconciously.

No matter how many times she called him a sexist, he was still going to continue to disagree with her on her view of what life was.

Sexist by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

Disarming 

The point of being disarming is to disarm someone who is usually armed.

She was disarming to the musician by telling the musician he/she played better than she actually did, in case the musician wanted to hit her with a saxophone, a flute, a drumstick, or a guitar. She wanted to be thorough in making sure her opponent's hands were free of musical instruments of any kind. No piano wires, no guitar strings either, since they cut through human skin and flesh like butter.

Disarming by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

Imbecile 

The first female to compare her stepfather to a pedophile was an original, the 378,612th was an imbecile.

Welcome to becoming an imbecile, it's a male experience you love isn't it?

Imbecile by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

Pear shaped 

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.

The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.

Pear shaped by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

Impossible 

Not likely and not possible are two different things.

If you go by what is likely, you'll get discouraged to the point you start to think that things that are not impossible are impossible.

Impossible by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

Full contact frisbee golf 

A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.

Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.

Full contact frisbee golf by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021