Solid Mantis's definitions

patriot poser

a female with sideburns

Grier, what did I tell you about those sideburns? Take them off or have somebody show you how to shave! You're a patriot poser, not a patriot.

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018

Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

A machine that needs functional, cooperative parts to keep going.

If the coronavirus hype didn't keep going, people would begin to wake up. Therefore the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine keeps it going, keeps the misinformation spreading like wildfire.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Hatchback pride

A sin as deadly as hatchback envy or hatchback vanity.

Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guys. He can't fit in any of his shit.
Guys friend-Watch your hatchback pride pal, his car is the same size as yours, you're just the bigger asshole.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.

The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

Nowadays, body cameras turn more cops into TV cops. No wonder many of them still don't want to wear body cameras.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Giant baby

A baby in a grown body.

The guy/girl with the six pack abs, the crown, and the V shaped torso came off as someone with a tough image, but was actually a baby with a loud rattle in one hand and a bottle in the other hand underneath his/her skin. He/she was a giant among babies, a giant baby.

by Solid Mantis April 7, 2021

Student athlete

Something no child is born as, just like no child is born as a teacher. Just like being a teacher is a job and not who somebody is, a kid becomes conditioned to be something like a student athlete when their mother or father pay for a school that gets them adjusted to life after 18, but its not who they are. Really who a kid is born as, is who they were born to be and what they were born to be, and the rest is added on (often not for the better).

He/she identifies as a student athlete, some other kids might even know him/her as a student athlete, but nobody is a student athlete 24 hours of every day no matter how much time they have to put into a sport or what they're learning about. During their time sitting at a dinner table or being around the house is he/she a mouthy cunt or a cocky pretty boy faggot that enjoys instigating with family and people they know well?

by Solid Mantis July 3, 2019

Castrate

Any female that has to castrate or a cut a guys dick off is like a guy who has to cut a female's tits off (to win a genocidal war). Cutting a guy's dick off while he's sleeping is especially chicken shit behavior (whether he really raped you or not). Waiting until somebody falls asleep to show them you mean business is not showing an asshole you mean business.

The girl tried to castrate souls in order to keep from feeling weak, and it still didn't work in the end.

by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019