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Definitions by Solid Mantis

Self conscious 

Caring what other people think of you is not the same thing as allowing other people to influence your decisions or what you like and dislike (or who you are). It is possible to be who you are and still care what people think of you.
Everybody is at least somewhat self conscious, no matter the image they portray themselves as. Usually the ones most desperate to convince others they don't care what anybody thinks of them are the most self conscious people in the world.
Self conscious by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
A country that hasn't locked anything down yet, and still has a lower death rate that some countries that have, even after a year.
What's the point in Sweden locking down now, a year into the pandemic, when their death rate has been consistently lower than some countries that have locked down? No wonder the Swedes are neutral, even if they didn't fuck up at something, they're still going to make their policy what everyone else's policy is because they are outnumbered, rather than show people from other countries that not all countries have to do things the same way, since that would require conflict.
Sweden by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

Utah Jazz 

A team that you can tell got relocated to Utah. What is jazzy about Utah?
A team name like the Utah Jazz is a lot like a team named the Utah Marlins.
Utah Jazz by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

Heterosexual relationship 

A relationship where the female works 10 times as hard as the male, or at least claims to.
I sure am glad I've never been in a heterosexual relationship. I don't like to make other people work so hard.

Black history month 

A month of celebration of the lives of black people past and present.
That cracker is not going to fuck with those guys on black history month, he's going to keep walking. Besides, he knows their tricks.
Black history month by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

David Caruso sunglasses 

The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.
Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.

Unintelligable 

Something that keeps you from connecting A to B.
If the guy was looking to be understood, he wouldn't have been unintelligable about it.
Unintelligable by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021