Solid Mantis's definitions

Passionate

Crime of passion sounds a little too good to be true for someone who was already passionate long before a crime of passion.

The guy/girl might have done it for fun, but his/her passion was there long before the crime of passion. He/she had always been a little too passionate, trying to give over 100 percent.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2020

Weezy

Sounds like someone with the coronavirus.

Take a deep breath weezy, we're gonna get you some help.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Frienemies

There are no frienemies. Frienemy is a pretentious word to describe someone who's pretending to be someone's friend until they're ready to stick their knife in someone's ribs.

The guy/girl is not your frienemy. He/she is gonna put the knife in your ribs when he/she is ready. There's no such thing as frienemies.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Front

A facade. Someone who goes around picking fights like they never lost one in their life, or like they were never in one that they didn't win.

He/she knew that people would think that he/she was a tough guy/girl that knew what he/she was doing if they went by the front they saw on the surface. People would think he/she was serious because of the serious looking facade.

by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021

Balance

Balance is not moving a Confederate statue somewhere nobody will argue over it and keeping it hidden, like an ostrich head. Balance is a Martin Luther King statue here in your face, and right next to it is a Confederate statue in your face, whether you like it or not. It's not compromising everything to get along, since that's a good way to end up fucked by the people trying to get you to compromise (and lose) everything.

Balance is not always pretty or peaceful, and it isn't meant to be that way.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021

Poser

A person who takes a picture with a group of people so they don't look narcissistic in the picture is a poser.

Photogenic poser-Look, there's seven other faces in the photo with mine, we're not narcissistic are we?

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Stereotype

The good guy has the big dick is a stereotype. Many of the good guys would like this stereotype to be true, you'd think the bad guys are compensating for their dick size with their guns. Sometimes the bad guys have the big dick, the money, the guns, the cars, and the girl, and all the good guy has is a tiny little wand to wave around.

Spiderguy had a Halloween costume but Doctor Octodaddy was too cool to be seen with him. The stereotype was bullshit about the good guy.

by Solid Mantis October 5, 2018