Solid Mantis's definitions

Poor little JAP

Poor little Jewish American Princess, usually a rich girl that's not actually Jewish (since the Jews shouldn't be held responsible for the JAP's behavior).

The poor little JAP now lived many miles from next door to the people she grew up around, and left her humility back where she grew up, thinking the world owed her something now, whether it be respect or dollar signs.

Poor little JAP- Momma, if you dont bring me my fuckin sandwich, I'm fuckin go off and have you fuckin locked up! I'm gonna flex on you like Supergirl bitch!

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Calm

To try and force someone to stop resisting something.

Authority figure- Keep calm and com ppl ly with my rules/laws.
Other person- Fuck your rules and laws, they are yours, you live by them, and I'll live by my rules and laws.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

Halved

Cut in half, torn in half.

1) The kicker for the football team was halved when two guys from the other team hit her from opposite directions. She could see her large intestine on the field.

2) Dewey halved his own brother in a machete fight.

3) The guy was halved by 2 guys sawing him in half down the torso as a punishment.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2020

Authenticious

Suspicious in an authentic way.

There was something authenticious about 2 of the 6 guys in the van, the other four were just plain suspicious.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2018

Justice

Yet another catch phrase that sounds good, noble, and righteous to the masses to gain their support.

Justice as a surface matter is a lot like equality, fairness, unity, or peace. It sounds good to the masses, and anybody can say they support it to gain access or control of something, or to get the masses to fall in line with their agenda down the road somewhere. Telling people they will have these things if they are patient instead of telling them they will have to wake up and fight if they don't want to lose any sense of rights they have is misleading.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021

Motivation

The guy who ran from Disney Land to Disney World is a lot like Forrest Gump, except older and without the interesting life experience outside running.

This guy running across the country is a little too wholesome and inspiring for me. He's going to start motivating people, and with all the mass shootings that happened just today, look what happens when people get motivated and inspired. A little less motivation and inspiration would do people some good, not more.

by Solid Mantis April 8, 2021

Citizen kane's arrest

An arrest made by a guy like John Kane or David C. Diane, if the guy isn't in uniform or in the police department already.

John Kane just tried to tackle that dude, and wound up looking to some other concerned citizens to join in and help him on making a Citizen kane's arrest when he wasn't able to find a way to take the guy down solo.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2019