Parade

You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.
Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country? If there really was a better way to treat each other, wouldn't people have thought of it and done it before now? What good has hope ever done anybody? Hope is for (and by) the hopeless. Wishing is for what someone hasn't made happen, it's easier to wish for something that isn't likely to happen to happen than it is to go ahead and just make it happen, to get it over with.
by Solid Mantis November 26, 2020
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Parade

You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.
Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country? If there really was a better way to treat each other, wouldn't people have thought of it and done it before now?
by Solid Mantis November 26, 2020
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Problems

Something people have only for a while.
She beat the guy's dog to death with a baseball bat, and then what problems?
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Base jumping

An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.
Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.

Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?

Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.

Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2020
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Next to last samurai

A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.
She's the next to last samurai, she's gonna slice and dice you with a katana.
by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019
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Badge

There might be times where a black guy with no badge would have to disarm an officer with a badge to de escalate a dangerous situation, and in the past, those would be times he would be in danger of being shot. In reality, the officer is not always right because he has a badge and a gun.
A black guy (or girl) might not have a badge, but knows right from wrong, and not having a badge doesn't make him/her less qualified as a human to decide what should be done in the same situation where the officer is going for his gun. Wasn't that the point being missed for, really since the start of the country as we know it, the post Indian age?
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Badge

Something about having one does something to the heads of some officers where they think they are qualified to decide whether somebody they don't even know deserves to live or die.
The officer shot her before he even showed her his badge, not that she would've seen it with her back turned.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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