Natural

The bubbly girl tried too hard to be something she wasn't, an extrovert. She wasn't her natural self, and people knew it. There was already enough bullshit in people's everyday lives without them being fucked with, but her imitation of extroverts only added a bunch of pointless hype, drama, and conflict like a helicopter pouring kerosene on a wildfire thinking that would make things better. People could really do without her bullshit, whether they knew it or not.
by Solid Mantis December 17, 2020
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Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.
Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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Unemployment

There's more people angered by the job loss and threats of loss of unemployment benefits than there are people scared by the thought of losing everything. These weren't people that lost their jobs over performance or attendance at work, they lost their jobs for no reason other than a group of people made it their agenda to shut everything down.
Unemployment isn't scary, all the effort people put towards their jobs gets turned into bullshit by the same people who want everything shut down. The people who want everything shut down are as much the problem as everybody else.
by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020
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Masks

Despite what the media keeps telling people about there not being mask mandates on public transportation until now, 7 months into the pandemic, there have actually been mask mandates on public transportation since near the beginning of the pandemic for amtrak, and since late June in at least one state on buses and public transportation other than Amtrak. When they get more desperate to try and control people's lives and behavior, they start threatening people again with more of the same guidelines while calling them new.
Really the entity that calls themselves the government wants to get away with locking people down again, but they know that at least a few people will always resist it rather than respect it. The masks are just another distraction.
by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020
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Chess

The person who made the first chess board and pieces made the queen the most powerful piece on the board to make the game difficult, since people would lose interest in it quickly if anybody could do well at it the first time they played without trying.
The queen is the most powerful piece in chess because the queen can do things no other piece can do, the queen has always had more freedom than any any other chess piece. Think of what you could get done in chess if more pieces had the freedom to make as many different moves as the queen makes. Theres too many people that think life is exactly like chess or monopoly, that it's all a game for everybody.
by Solid Mantis October 10, 2020
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Monster

Something some kids ran to their mother about when they were young.
Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019
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Model citizen

A citizen who's a model is a model citizen.
The girl was a model citizen. She was law abiding, it was everyone else who was the criminals. Her double standards didn't count as double standards.
by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019
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