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Definitions by Solid Mantis

A word some females find offensive, kind of like bitch or slut. Especially when a racist sexist asshole says it, that's different than her friend saying the same thing.
How can you be offended by something you didn't take seriously in the first place skank? Even sexist racist assholes like to play a game every now and then, and it's all a game, it's just teasing and poking fun at people. Grow up and quit taking it personal skank.
Skank by Solid Mantis August 10, 2017
Females don't like being called skank, especially by guys who beat the shit out of faggots who suck each other off right after they just got done fucking their spouse in the ass, then run them over with a combine in the middle of a field.
That faggot is now one hundreth of the bitch he used to be, I don't know why he was trying to stand up for his girl. She's a fuckin skank, that's why I had to combine his ass.
Skank by Solid Mantis August 10, 2017

Beastiality 

Proof that a man can be a lover of man and beast alike.
You stay away from Dolly asshole! You're not allowed within 1000 feet of my sheep any more, I got the restraining order now you sick bastard! Beastiality is the most heinous evil the world knows!
Beastiality by Solid Mantis July 25, 2017

Wintersault 

Sam-Did you see that girl do a somersault?
Chris- That wasn't a somersault Sam, that was a wintersault.
Wintersault by Solid Mantis June 9, 2017

Infinite fuckin retard 

Get out from under that falling steel beam before you arrive at your final destination, you infinite fuckin retard!

Guitar coward 

John's the guitar hero, I'm no hero and I'm not made of what he's made of.
Everyone considered him the guitar coward of Nashville. Something always told me they were reading Thomas right, that boy is a guitar coward he's scared to play a guitar.

Astrodome 

Gus got some astrodome while he was working on the space station.
Astrodome by Solid Mantis May 19, 2017