Solid Mantis's definitions

Horny bastard

A guy that don't have his own horn to toot, and don't have to toot his own horn. He might toot his boys horn though, if his boy brought a horn to toot over.

Jared was tooting Bobby's trombone yesterday. He's a horny bastard.

DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2017

Interracial midget necro bestiality

Would the both of you shut up? Enough of it already, I've already heard too much and neither of you is correct. Interracial midget Negro bestiality is when you fuck an Asian midgets dead dog, hell who doesn't know that?

Bob is an interracial midget necro bestiality lover who hasn't been caught by his wife yet.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2017

Outriders

Outsiders with an r instead of an s, which sounds original. It seems to be about a bunch of dorks that land in a world they're not from, but want to invade it like they own it. Kind of like Spaceballs except without the humorous parts.

Outriders seems like a game for dorks by dorks.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Phase 2.5

A way to extend a phase 2 for another month without pissing people off (without allowing them to get pissed off).

What did you think would happen? And if phase 2 does end in a month, you'll have a month before elections which would make a bullshit governor look good, then the fall comes, and if infections rise, anybody who just got a job is out of work all over again. Calling something phase 2.5 makes it sound like you're doing people a favor.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020

Branches

In terms of family, branches are either future generations of a family, or second plus cousins of an existing family.

The girl was Henry XXX's ninth cousin fifteen times removed, that makes them branches of the same family tree.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Blotter

A small piece of paper used to absorb liquid lsd. The least potent form of lsd, as paper usually contains only a small amount of the substance.

That kid took just took some blotter, I hope he's okay.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

Dark side

Someone who started life as the superhero kid who was in line with all the rules, then went a different route as they got older, still trying to keep everybody in line.

He/she went with the dark side as he/she got older, and tried to win people over for his/her dark side.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020