Definitions by Solid Mantis

Over-inflated 

Your date is over-inflated, let some air out of your blow up doll.

Ken left his over-inflated date in the restaurant when he went home.

Over-inflated by Solid Mantis September 12, 2017

Rudy 

Rudy is the most popular guy in school. The interesting thing about Rudy is that he's five foot nothing and 135 lbs, but he's captain of the football team. Nobody has to ask where the party is, they know it's at Rudy's house. When they drive over to Rudy's, they feel like losers for driving the cars they drive instead of having a car like Rudy's.

Freshman- I feel like I'm watching Lord of the Rings I just saw a hobbit over there.
Guy who's popular but not as popular as Rudy-That guy you just called a hobbit, that's the most popular guy in school and if you don't want the girls to think you're a loser you should start being nice to Rudy.

Rudy by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

Teapot 

A guy who is five foot nothing, but weighs almost 200 lbs and would like to dance with you.

Are you prejudice against teapot men? You ain't gonna dance with me, but you'll dance with the six footers, fuckin skank.

Teapot by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

Teapot 

Yea, so I know I'm five foot nothing. Are you gonna hold that against me?

Go ahead, make me feel even smaller. Do it you skank! Call me a teapot.

Teapot by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

Swiss cheesehead 

A fan of MDMA.

Guy1-Eric tried MDMA and became a Swiss cheesehead.

Guy 2- Yea I heard about him.
Guy 1- Eric's not from Beantown is he?

Swiss cheesehead by Solid Mantis August 25, 2017

Swiss cheesehead 

A long term ecstasy user, not a Packers fan from Switzerland.

Nate is a Swiss cheesehead because he likes ecstasy, not because he likes the Packers.

Swiss cheesehead by Solid Mantis August 25, 2017

Columbian wristwatch 

A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.

Chris tried to fuck the Colombians over so they gave him a new Columbian wristwatch.

Columbian wristwatch by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017